Okay, how about something about as mundane and pointless as it gets . . .
It seems I’ve been getting pretty good at catching mosquitoes. There’s certainly plenty of practice material around here these days. I snatch them right out of the air in mid-flight. I just caught #30 – and that’s just today!
I’m going to string up their little mosquito scalps and hang them on my belt.
(And BTW, they haven’t gotten a single bite out of me today. They rarely get more than one or two in a day at the most, if any.)