Rufus T Firefly
Otis B Driftwood
Waldo Emerson Smith-Jones
Also from Little Lulu:
Mr Kohlkutz (who owned a deli)
Mr Pestle (the pharmacist)
Mr McNabbem (the truant officer)
Uncle Feeb (who was senile)
Mysto the Magician
Witch Hazel and Little Itch (witches in Lulu’s stories)
Tubby and Chubby Tompkins
Some from Asterix:
Crismus Bonus
Marcus Ginantonicus
Dubius Status
Nefarious Purpus
Obsequius (A Roman toady)
Gluteus Maximus (Olympic athlete)
Edifis and Artifis (Egyptian architects)
Krukut (Egyptian scribe with a shaved head—Crew-cut, geddit?)
Ptenisnet (An Egyptian whose heiroglyph is a tennis net.)
Casanova Frankenstein, from the movie Mystery Men
Do fictional nicknames count?
If so, there is a cop partnership on the show “Bosch” - one of the guys is pretty chunky. Their nickname: Crate & Barrel.
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Officer Krupke
Edna Krabappel
Sky Masterson
General Bullmoose
Eric Von Zipper
Nicely Nicely Johnson
Red Scharlach - from Borges’ short story, Death and the Compass (1942)
Stupefyin’ Jones and Appassionata von Climax – from L’il Abner
Laszlo Kovacs - alias used by Jean-Paul Belmondo in Breathless (1960)
Flex Martian – Rock Stevens (a.k.a. Peter Lupus) in Muscle Beach Party (1964)
Johnny Alucard - Christopher Neame in Dracula A.D. 1972 (1972)
Mister Keyes (note that “Mister” is his first name) – Jim Kelly in Three the Hard Way (1974)
Biggus Dickus – Graham Chapman in Monty Python’s Life of Brian (1979)
Flexi Jerkoff and Wang the Perverted in Flesh Gordon.
There are a number of colorful names in the song “Wang Dang Doodle” (written by Willie Dixon and recorded by lots of people). They don’t actually do anything in the course of the song; it’s pretty much just a list of people they want to invite to their party:
Automatic Slim
Razor-Totin’ Jim
Butcher Knife-Totin’ Annie
Fast-Talking Fanny
Kudu-Crawlin’ Red
Abyssinian Ned
Ol’ Pistol Pete
Fats
Washboard Sam
Shaky
Boxcar Joe
Peg
Aunt Caroline Dye
Not sure I’d want to hang out with all these people, but I’d guess they’re going to have a good time.
Also from Flesh Gordon:
Candy Samples and Prince Precious
Ninja’d, but I’d add Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake, and Lt. Lothar Zogg
Buster Scruggs from The Ballad of Buster Scruggs
Dr Frank N Furter
Wile E Coyote, Super Genius
Michigan J Frog
J Jonah Jameson
Shenanigan Swift- Dictionary of Scoundrels
Dr. Zy Gote, B. O. Plenty, Sam Catchem, Diet Smith, and Vitamin Flintheart - all from Dick Tracy
Dagwood Bumstead
Boris Badenov and Natasha Fatale — Rocky and Bullwinkle
I can’t beleive I am the first to say:
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Others that I like or give me a chuckle:
Long Duck Dong
Veronica Mars
Alotta Vagina
Kisswhere from The Malazan Book of the Fallen. Also, not a character but an actual person: Thierry Henry is just a joy to say.
Oh, and let’s not forget Killface from Frisky Dingo.
Taserface from Guardians of the Galaxy Vol II
Pruneface and Clayface from Dick Tracy
Guybrush Threepwood.
There were all the fake staff names on Car Talk – our staff statistician Marge Inoverra, our staff optometrist C. F. Eyecare, hospitality provided by the Horse Shoe Road Inn, etc. etc. Adolescent humor at its finest.