Characters that you would smother with a pillow for the good of humanity

Not evil characters, mind you. Just the really annoying ones. The mindbogglingly stupid ones.

For instance, I watched The Pope of Greenwich Village the other day. The whole dang film. And I kept hoping that somebody would shoot Paulie! Or shoot Charlie because he keeps hanging around him and blaming him and whining when Paulie’s antics inevitably blow back on him. I would totally smother Paulie with a pillow.

Gilligan

Jar Jar Binks.

McMurphy.

Dr. Smith
Scrappy Doo

Damien Thorn
Anakin Skywalker
Michelle Tanner

I see what you did there!

My choice is Rachel from Friends.

Dr. Beverly Hofstadter

If the allegations are true, then yeah, this character.

I’m surprised no one’s mentioned Sheldon Cooper, so…
Sheldon Cooper

All of network television. Especially local news anchors and their live team coverage.

Ruby Rhod

And everyone else on that show, too.

I rather liked Ruby. He sure was weird, and definitely not MY kind of man(for sex anyway) but he sure was fun. He wasn’t brave, but he at least tried to do what Dallas yelled at him to do.

Melanie Wilkes

Ken Jeong, no matter what show he’s in (Community, Dr. Ken, the Hangover movies). Who thought smarmy/annoying would make a good character?

And everyone responsible for creating it.

Phil Huxtable

Olivia Benson

Just for the record, I’m pretty sure the OP meant fictional characters, not real life people. If you want to discuss real life people whom you hate, please make another topic about it. Let’s keep this one narrowed down to just fictional ones.