Charles Manson is getting married!

Quite possible.
He can’t collect royalties from any books, because of victim compensation laws, but she would be his legal heir, and is not a convicted criminal. So rights to any books he wrote or might write post-marriage would presumably revert to her. And anything she might write as ‘wife of Charles Manson’ would be entirely hers. She could make out fairly well from this.

Yah, but she says she’s in love, and she doesn’t want to listen to me.

I saw what you did there.

I forwarded the article to my husband with “Charles Manson to marry” in the subject line, and felt compelled to add “NOT Onion article.”

I was worried about a heart attack on the honeymoon, but Charlie was optimistic, and said “If she dies, she dies.”

I’m impressed.

Well, that turns all my notions of romance helter-skelter.

Regards,
Shodan

Those crazy kids.

Egad. Maybe we’ll be lucky and nuclear war will start first!

It’s reassuring to see that the sanctity of traditional marriage is still intact.

NM

We always hoped those two crazy kids would get together.

Yeah, really.

Gay couples still don’t have the right to marry in most states, but a monster serial killer gets a marriage license with no questions asked. Gotta love America.

Did the rabbit die?

Find me any fundamentalist Christian who’s celebrating Manson’s wedding, and then we’ll talk.

Ugh. Does this mean we’ll see Bugliosi all over TV again? With all the speaking deals and book deals he got, he should be the best man!

Ewww. I can’t believe that old bastard is still alive.

I wonder how long before he starts sending her on “errands” for him.

This woman is eligible to vote.
Therefore, she has as much influence on the nation’s destiny, as you or I.
That is a really depressing thought.