Charles Manson is getting married!

I was going to get him a branding iron to take it to the next level.

What do you get for the man who has everything the prison allows?

What was a little confusing to me in that article was, what’s the difference between a Manson family member and a follower?

People need fame. Sigh.

Yikes! Just found out (wikipedia) that this guy’s been married twice before! :eek: And he has 3 sons. :eek: :eek: :eek:
Be afraid. Be very afraid.

I wonder if he’ll carve her name in his forehead or something. There’s still some space near the top.

She’s a Helter Skelter Denier.

I remember when Rush Limbaugh (back when he was actually funny and not such a whiny conspiracy nut) frequently got calls from Vera, an ardent follower of some kind of cult leader (forgot his name) who said he had a spaceship that would carry all the black people safely while he destroyed the white race. She kept telling Rush how much she loved that man and how all the whites were going to be demolished. Rush would ask her if she’d ever seen this ship, but she’d never give a straight answer. Her default mode was yelling, so she was hard to converse with. She not only swallowed the kool-aid, she went to the kool-aid factory and drank it dry as well. She’d push all reasoning aside and let the crazy take over.

Manson’s bride-to-be is reminiscent of Vera. I’ve always wondered if she ever figured out the guy was full of BS.

We could get him a battery powered drill.

They may not be celebrating it. But I am sure most prefer it to a gay marriage.

Mazel tov!

Yes, destruction of the planet is way better than Charlie making babees. :dubious:

It’s pretty disheartening, isn’t it?

Yeah it really is a sad commentary on the state of affairs in this country.

I would recommend a jackhammer. To use on him.

No, I don’t see any difference.

Right there with ya.

That swastika he carved in his forehead makes for a great target too…

I blame whoever named her “Afton”.

Didn’t she already carve an “x” in her head to look like her intended, long before he changed his own carving into a swastika?

Oh, yeah, but, he’s retired from the DAs office, and is still writing.

You lost me on that, but I probably don’t want to know.

Awww. This is the feel-good story of the day.