Charlie Sheen vs. Steven Tyler: Cagematch

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

In a recent episode of Two and a Half Men, Charlie (Sheen) and his neighbor Steven Tyler (himself) throw down fisticuffs. Tyler kicks his ass.

Anyway, if we put Sheen and Tyler in a cage, who wins?

Sheen is 17 years younger, in much better shape physically, 25 pounds heavier (if not more), and didn’t spend 30 years high on blow.

Of course, Tyler is all Rock & Roll and my win a few licks simply by being a bad-ass rock star.

I’m giving 10-1 on Sheen.

2

Sheen. You could close your eyes and punch Steven Tyler in the mouth.

3

Sheen by a long shot, but just because Tyler is coming off of several months of chemo treatments for his hepititis C infection. Beating up chemo patients isn’t fair.

4

Tyler probably has better bodyguards. Plus, he can use Liv to distract Sheen. No disqualifications in the cage.