Charlie Sheen fired

CNN reporting Warner Brothers has officially fired Sheen and that CBS is saying it’s made no decision on the future of the show.

It sucks to be Jon Cryer.

Meh, even if the show is completely over, it had a long run and will live on for years to come in syndication. Plenty of actors have had it a lot worse than Jon Cryer.

Yeah I HATE it when millionaires lose their jobs. :smiley:

It seem to be all over the press now, so it’s probbly true.

Of course Sheen has a contract and says he was ready to work, so what’ll happen is he’ll sue and come to an out of court settlement where he gets paid a few million more anyway.

His response (made to “This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of their bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension.”

Charlie Sheen? never heard of him.

I don’t care who you are, that’s pretty awesome right there.

And he’s fundamentally right, y’know. They’ll basically have to pay him out the remainder of his contract. Oh, they’ll spend years in court claiming he violated some nebulous clause, like he didn’t show up for photo shoot back in 2007. But in the end Charlie (and his lawyers) will get the money.

I am shocked, shocked, to learn that Charlie Sheen’s actions have affected the lives of other people.

It was unavoidable, honestly.

What will the show do?

“Moral turpitude”

That is what the letter says(TMZ has it). It says, "“Your client has been engaged in dangerously self-destructive conduct and appears to be very ill.”

I applaud him. Charlie Sheen has done a service to everyone with taste. Now, if only one of those Mike & Molly stars would start acting crazy…

Wow. Just wow. Never would’ve seen this coming!

From Futurama:

Then you’ll be fired…


…from a cannon, into the Sun.

he’s got talent and will find plenty work.

It sucks to be Angus Jones.

Eight years on a show, in every episode, that’s been syndicated all over the planet. Cry me a river. Yes, he’s probally typcast and will never get as high profile role again. Unless he was a total moron he’ll be able to live alot better than I do off his savings and residuals. As for Angus T. Jones, he’s still very young, wealthy, and had a very good anti-role model in Sheen. I could easily see him making the transition to adult roles and becoming the next Seann William Scott or leaving Hollywood and do something else. Holland Tayler and Conchata Ferrell have both had long succesful careers.

Is it just me, or should Charlie seize the moment (and screwed up brain chemistry) and be a writer for the Onion? 'Cause that’s some funny shit right there.

And if all else fails maybe Charlie will have openings for two more goddesses.

Amidst all of this hilarity, I find myself being kinda sad for his five children, surrounded by piles of cocaine, porn stars, media attention, violence and bizarre behavior by both (all?) of their parental role models.

This is me. Those poor kids are going to grow up knowing what a tool their father is, all for the sheer hilarity of it. What an idiot.

Good news. Maybe they could try putting on a show that’s actually good instead of that tired old sitcom shit.