Chas E. , you are a complete tool

And it reminded me a little of JDT, with all his attention focused on how to perfectly cook rice, instead of how to treat a foresking. It was a bit silly and funny, you must admit.

Regarding rice cooking: Different cultures eat it differently. Here, (PR) white rice is cook with a pinch of salt added to the water and some oil. For us, a good rice is that in which the grains are each separate from one another, not held together in big lumps. Also, we cooked it with beans, chicken, or add some colorant.

I would encourage dopers, in the strongest terms possible, not to conflate these two processes.

Who ordered the chefs special rice?

I just wanted to commend Pyrrho12 for his efforts in ferreting out examples of Mr. E’s hypocrisy. Sometimes, the most damning evidence is the guilty party’s own words.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=79280

I would say that false authority syndrome article is very appropriate.