Moldy grape ha!
Wait until you find a worm in your salad or a cigarette butt in your egg roll.
Or weevils in your mac and cheese.
Why does my ear stop hurting during the day and then flare up a night?
is that a setup for a joke? 
{{{{hugs}}}}
Irk went into OT.
Tonight I saw Brad Sherwood and Colin Mochrie (from Whose Line) perform an improv show at the local comedy festival (Just for Laughs festival.) I think it was the funniest show I’ve ever been to!! 
I don’t know; if you get a stabbing pain in your eye when you drink coffee or hot chocolate, then you need to take the spoon out of your cup.
Happy Sunday, Mumpers!
I was up early this morning to go and feed my friend’s cats after I managed to track them down. One is a house cat, one was indoors somewhere and the other one was outside. Once I got them all in, feeding commenced. Then the one who was outside ran upstairs so she’s staying in until friend gets home, the indoor one demanded to go out but hadn’t had much food so I put a spare dish in the conservatory for him in case he’s hungry later.
We had a ton of rain overnight which was good for the garden and it cooled the temperatures down a bit, but I have grass as high as an elephant’s eye so I must go out and attempt to strim some of it, at least the part nearest the back of the house. The section at the far end is nettles, grass, willow herb spit and brambles spit spit and is too dense for me to tackle at the moment, I kid myself I’m leaving it for the benefit of the bees.
Just need to get my wellies on now…
In an attempt to be semi-serious - I’d guess it has something to do with your posture - being upright vs. lying down. Can you try sleeping with your head elevated a bit more? Or maybe you have ear rickets?? :eek:
I’m not a doctor, dammit, I’m an engineer!! 
Good morning! I didn’t get my afghan done last night, but I think I can finish the last bit this morning. Then it’s off to Mom’s to see assorted cousins and pick up some paving stones that she wants gone. It’ll be a long day.
**FCD **is going to cover any crabbers that go out today, but so far, there are none in our area. I’m hoping he just takes it easy - his back has been bothering him but he refuses to assume some major chillage. Why are smart people so dumb about some things??
Must finish caffeinating, then I’ve got a little more afghaning to do, followed by a quick rinse in the washer and tumble in the dryer. Busy, busy!
Happy Sunday!!
Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffienatin’. YAWN ‘Tis 72 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 89 and “ocassional rain and thunderstorms.” Yestiddy we had rain around seven p.m. and apparently again durin’ the night.
Plans today are to deheathenate and go to my friend’s wake/visitation this evenin’. Wild day, no?
Now I need more caffiene and rumbly tummy needs sustenance. Then purtification for deheathenization shall commence.
Happy Sunday Y’all!
Up, caffeinated, off to irk. 7 days till vacation.
Good morning.
I’m envious, Midget. Sounds like a fun time.
Hope the wedding went well, Taters.
Have had coffee and am starting to get a bit of irk done. After that, will garden for a bit, then go in to the office. Wooooohooooooooo!
Hugs.
GT
Yeah, but you can make money off of those.
Did Colin do a dinosaur? That bit always cracks me up
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**FCD **is going to cover any crabbers that go out today, but so far, there are none in our area. I’m hoping he just takes it easy - his back has been bothering him but he refuses to assume some major chillage. Why are smart people so dumb about some things??
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Let me know if you ever figure this out?
I’m at the stage of “oh that was about five pounds too heavy” or “Ooh, I reached about two inches too far there” followed by “is it bad enough to take some Percocet or should I just sit down and not move for the next hour?”
Night Audit Lady doesn’t just have a COPD flareup. She also has, and this is a direct quote from her sister, “a touch of congestive heart failure.” 
I was not aware that was something you could have a touch of.
The dayball is glowing. I may venture out later. I just need to relax after the week from hell that was.
Well, he did do some pretty weird dances.
COPD and CHF are the Evil Twins. If you have both, you won’t be getting any new life insurance policies.
Grrrr. :mad: Detailed AGM said yesterday that Night Audit Lady better be glad she’s in the hospital right now because she’s safe from all of us. She’s going to get buried in a tidal wave of angry worry when she gets out.
I s’pose I should get the crockpot going if I’m going to make jambalaya today. I need to do laundry but I really want to put that off until tomorrow. I just wanna hide from the world right now.
I finished the afghan - YAY!! Both have been run thru a rinse cycle and they’re in the dryer. Shortly, they will be done and I’ll be heading to my mother’s. Meanwhile, I’m having a PB&J on oatmeal bread to hold me till the massive feed this afternoon.
Behave yourselves while I’m out of the county. I don’t want to come back to angry looks from the neighbors and crime scene tape hanging from the trees!! 
Home from deheathenization. I don’t think I mentioned it earlier but we deheathenated with the Luteruns this mornin’ just because. Anywho back at da cave and chikin boobs are bakin’ away in the oven for N.O.L. Steamed green beans with little N.O.T., fresh corn on the cob and rolls shall accompany them for what shall be a nummy N.O.L. GO ME!
MOOOOOOM not to worry. We learned our lesson last time. From now on the crime scene tape will only be strewn around the shrubbery.
Happy Sunday.
It’s a cloudy 76 degrees.
I’m home from feeding the cats, a different set this time. My client left me some chocolate salt water taffy but since it hurts to chew I won’t be eating it anytime soon.
I need to go to the doctor but I hate going to the doctor.
I haven’t heard back if my offer was accepted but I expect it will be. The house has been on the market for over a year and I offered them $5000 more than the asking price in exchange for them paying $4500 in closing costs, which is essentially giving them their asking price.
Since they had just lowered the price $5000 a week before I made the offer I feel like I am coming out ahead.