::emerges from exam room and takes another number::
I think I will need a second opinion now!
Ok, I’ll give you your second exam. Here, take this turkey baster and these ping pong balls. What? The tennis ball? No, you just don’t worry about the tennis ball, we’ll get to that later…
Have you stripped down and oiled up? If so, step into my office.
Howdy!
::steps off into a room:: Look, i found an examining room. Will this do? Now We’ll just be a few hours or so, right? ::steps inside and shuts door behind herslef and iampunha::
Why yes I am, BratMan…walking slwoly into his office
Haven’t had an exam in 1700 posts…this might take a while.
ssskuggiii said:
“::steps off into a room:: Look, i found an examining room. Will this do? Now We’ll just be a few hours or so, right? ::steps inside and shuts door behind herslef and iampunha::”
Maybe you didn’t read all of that post. I said we may be all day, or longer. I meant that. I’m afraid if I’m not thorough enough you may go to another doctor, so I’m not going to leave any part untested. Some of them will require multiple examinations and of increasingly long, intense activity. This alone will take several hours.
Maybe we should go find a room with a decent-sized pool.
Hey Bratman,
I’m not sure that Falcon’s ready for the complete 1,700 post examination. How about giving her a thorough 1,000 post checkup and I’ll take over next week when you get through.
Bratman is going to be tied up … er he’s going to be tying up Falcon until late next week. I’ll be free in about … oh hell … I’m free now.
You can me from the rest of those playing doctor because I’m the guy who’s gown opens in the front. It’s really a lab coat. yeah. It’s really a lab coat.
Now where is that damned pool…
SouthernStyle
Nurse! I’ll need the 12 inch um . . . probe, a box of Troja- I mean latex gloves, and two quarts of Gatorade stat!
Two quarts? Two quarts?
This woman is in desperate need of
Oh … forgot what I was talking about …
a thorough examination. Start with a case and we’ll send out for more.
SouthernStyle
::wanders in and takes a number::
I am having such a crappy day… maybe there is a “medical reason”
Oh my…I always dreamed about being “examined” by two doctors at once…
BratMan, SouthernStyle (btw, if you have a southern accent, I might just swoon into your arms)…you sure you’re up for this?
BratMan, have you ever examined TWO redheads at once? You may have noticed during my previous exam that my hair color is natural… 
I’m sure that there is.
Will you excuse me for a few minutes? I’ve not had a break all day and am quite hungry.
::grins devilishly::
Would you care to join me as a “box lunch”? 
im a pretty new newbie. i think i need to be examined by the best. and just who, may i ask, is the best here?
I am. And while you’re waiting, I have a list of everything you’ll be required to do to get in bed - er, pass your physical examination. It will be a very long, thorough exam. Come back tomorrow. Be prepared to go back to your place.
oh, so your the best. hmm…ok, so who…err…i mean, what do you need me to do?
I smell a rat.
hypergirl and abnormal 42, with a combined 9 posts between them, have suspiciously similar e-mail addresses.
One of the reasons why I am the best.
Are you sure this isn’t going to take more than a day? I mean, you did plan on being very thorough, didn’t you? BTW, be careful around her [hypergirl/abnormal 42] ears. It’s her hot spot.
There’s a hto tub in this one. ::points to a door in stage left::