please let this be reply# 100, this is my first thread to make it to 100!
Twister!!
Who wants to join me for a game?
With all this baby oil around this could be really interesting. 
Merlot, if you’re nervous we’ll let you control the spinner instead.
Chrisbar
Ugh. And I thought my 10hr days were getting rough. I hope you’re making some killer overtime for this.
Why don’t you join us for a game of Twister to wake up a little?
Chrisbar
Geez, take it all serious why don’t ya!
As long as your taking me seriously, Nicole Kidman plans out dumping “that Tom dork” as she calls him to move in with me, I’ve just discovered the secret to cold fusion, and I’m so well hung my nickname is “HorseCock Johnson”
I DARE you to take one word of that seriously!
Brat,
What the hell happened?
I turned my back for 2 minutes to do some work (the boss is funny that way) and all hell breaks loose. What can I do to help straighten all this out?
Oh yeah, Athena. There’s no need for you to comment about me turning my back and my boss being funny. I was wearing full body armor at the time.
SouthernStyle
‘HorseCock Johnson’? Wasn’t there a character in “Blazing Saddles” with that name?
Wow, I just noticed! I’m over 100 posts! Yea, I’m no longer a newbie! Uh, does that mean I can’t be in this thread anymore? I hope not. I’m having too much fun!
Chrisbar
It means that your default physician is no longer BratMan007. Instead you’re in the capable hands of SouthernStyle.
And my hands are extremely choosey about their clientelle.
SouthernStyle
Style…
Does this mean you only take newbie’s boobies?
<Hangs head> I’m sorry. I couldn’t resist it.
(Nice hands, BTW)
I’ll take the A’s and B’s, Southern… you can have the C’s and D’s…
heh heh heh - You’re supposed to kiss ass to get a promotion, Style, not give him a piece of it.
I don’t know about that one, SS.
According to your profile we both live in the same town.
That’s practically kissin’ cousins here on the board.
Chrisbar
Newbie’s boobies are more Bratman’s domain. I’m more the “full service” type.
Sorry Brat.
(Sure is a lot of apologizing going on.)
SouthernStyle
Just boobies, huh? I have other talents you know.
:: BratMan looks at the women in the room and licks his eyebrow ::
“Full service?” Gives new meaning to the term ‘lube job.’
Do you do rear end alignment, too?
I don’t know about him, but I do. And for free, too.
:swoon:
Chrisbar
I think you’re a little defensive there, southernstyle. I dunno, you mention turning your back, a “funny” boss, and then ask about how to “straighten” things out. I think you’re hiding something. Yup. Right there, behind your back. What is that, SouthernStyle? A magazine? Oh, it’s a copy of “Martha Stewart’s Living.” Just how do you explain that and the baby oil, pray tell?
:: Ultress slanters into the room ::
I understand this is where you guys are giving the free “exams” to newbies? I’m not a newbie, and I’m up for an exam.
:: Looks around ::
I don’t think I see anyone who could handle an ‘exam’ with me. Besides, I’d have to kill you afterwards.
my my my… this room has gotten much more nteresting since the last time I was here…
maybe this time I’ll stick around long enough to be examined. 