Ok… I’m here. Hello everyone! I’ll just put on my exam gown here & wait in line for a minute!
Good… now it’s my turn. Brr… cold hands.
Hey… what’s a baton doing here. Oh no! Wait a min-
UUUNGH!
<grimaces>
Is the initiation over, Ayesha? Can I put my pants back on?
I’d love to stay and help some more, Ayesha, but I’m signing off for the day.
Take over, Swiddles & Esprix.
Chrisbar
As long as there are no needles involved, I’m ready.
Or any other kinds of injections, Esprix!
So when am I supposed to cough?
That’s odd. I’ve never had a doctor do that before. Not thet I’m complaining.
So, give it to me straight. What kind of shape am I in??
Hey Swimming. How come bump came walking out of the examination room walking funny? Is that going to happen to me? Also, what’s with the truckload of Vaseline?
On my belly? Ayesha, you’re no fun!
Esprix, stay where I can see you, bubba!
Before I submit to the examination, I’ll need a secure place to hang my astronaut suit. Careful there, it’s very expensive, and the accountants at NASA will take the cost out of my incredibly large salary. There ya.
Okies, I’m ready.
V.
Peeks into the door apprehensively
Nervously edges into the room
Grins sheepishly
Grin dissapears. Closes Eyes Tightly
Reporting. I am prepared. Just don’t do…HEY!!!
ACK!!
GLUMPF!!
URK!!!
:eek:
What the heck.
I’m not ashamed of my body, although I’ve every right to be.
“Tell Zeno I’m willing to meet him halfway.”
::walks into exam room::
::removes gown::
Ayesha gasps
and locks the door
Ayesha, do you and Esprix need any more ‘help’? ;)Looks like Swiddles has everything under control in the waiting area. <Hey, Swiddles, stop that! They don’t have to disrobe til they’re in the exam room!>
Ummmmmm…VB, my dear; you look like you need a little help there. Let me help you with your robe. Oops! Sorry, I didn’t mean to drop it on the oil. I’ll just have to find you another robe. You don’t mind waiting here like that, do you?
{i]Next*? 
I’ve got a big sore right here. Dropping Trou Right above my ankle. Ya see it? I was in the back yard the other night and a rat bit me. At least I think it was a rat. I’m not sure.
<impatiently holding a cup o’ pee>
H-e-l-l-o…Is there anyone available to see me?
Naw, I don’t mind; just stay here and hold my …hand.
Newbie reporting as ordered…
…you may probe my mind…
…as for the body…
…I’m not that easy, its staying put right here for now.
(Win over the mind first, then we’ll talk…)
NO! I don’t wanna be examined!! NO!! waa waa!!
You can’t ::nurses coming over to restrain out of control patient:: do this to me!! ::3 nurses grab arms and legs:: NO!! Waa Waa!! ::doctor conducts exam while nurses continue to restrain me::
:: triumphantly::
:eek:
Hey, nobody told me that i had to take a physical.
::shrugs::
Oh well, might as well get it over with.
::drops trou::
Jesus! Somebody needs to turn up the heat in here, and how come i don’t get a gown.
::looking around nervously::
Hmmmm, what’s this soap doing on the floor?? I am not picking that up.
::jumps in the air 3 feet::
WHOA there Ayesha, next time warn me before you go and put your hands there, and please warm them up next time. Hey wait a second, aren’t you supposed to be in front of me when i turn my head and cough, and what’s with the baton?
Why, I’d be happy to, sir. Just let me close this door…
<Yelling out the door> Hey, Swiddles, hold my calls!
sigh Very well, if I must…
I’m afraid it will have to be a oral exam, I forgot my pencils. Which class is this, anyway?