Well, since I finally got here…glares at Ayesha
Oh VB, I think you need a…private examination. Come with me, please. leading way behind the curtain
:: enters room ::
:: looks around ::
sigh
::disrobes::
::looks around again::
“Hey what are you laughing at”
::leaves room shattered::
Keith
OK Winky99 here they are. ( * Y * ) Qualified enough for ya ?
Now strip.
Now, Falcon, I realize that I’ve lost some weight. But, I haven’t lost that much! I’m still here. 
Why don’t you go help out with MettalicAsh or ArkonDLoC? They seem to need more help at the moment. 
You can finish up with VB as soon as I’m done with him. Ok? 
very excited
Yes Maam!!!
::Hops up on table::
Aieee thats cold!!!
Ummm, this curtain, Falcon?
Uhhhh…Ok…
Well, purp, it looks like he went with me…
Now VB, let’s test how well your…reflexes are. grins slowly, adjusts VERY short and tight uniform, and moves behind the curtain
I can wait. I’ll just use the time to study, if someone would be so kind as to remind me what subject we’re here for? And why is everyone wearing such tight clothing? :Ajusts sleeve of Darth Maul style robe:
::Thinking to self damn, how did she get all 4 tires replaced so fast::
Oh HI Falcon, my friend. I was just feeling err, filling in till you got here.
So now you’re here I’l just be going now.
::turns and flees::
Please don’t let her catch me.
You’re the kind of people my mother warned me about, aren’t you? Great! I’m joining right in :D.
Hummph! FINE. Be that way, then. I’ll just go over here and sit by myself in the corner…alone…
By myself with this oil and…
Ummmmm…Is it cinnamon oil?
Here I am, ready for my check-up…
What do you mean I have my gown on backwards, I always put the ties in front!
Naturally, my dear. What else would I have for you? I know how much you like the cinnamon flavor…
Am I the only male newbie who can keep his pants on? For crying out… Well, I’ll just stand in the corner here and make sure things don’t get too far out of hand… Yeah, that’s right… just standing over here in the corner… Oh, don’t stop on account of me! I was just standing here looking for my keys in my pocket when…
I have to go now…
Oh, dear.
smiles at VB Of course…I have cinammon oil too… And I’m a busty redhead…
And Ayesha! Come back! After all, Eve isn’t here yet. We still need a doctor!
Rubes, honey - put that down. They are very busy here, as you can see, but I will keep you company. How’ve you been? Why don’t you whisper it…
Ok, I’m game. I’ll just strip and sit right on down here until one of you lovely ladies can see me.
<Remembers, Patience is a virtue…>
And it’s one I don’t have!
-Sam
All for your delight, I am not here.
Er, I am here. But I am nervous. I haven’t had a physical done in about two years. Anyone care to guide me through it very slowly?
And btw I do not like oil.
Now, can someone explain to me how this works? And what’s with the delivery truck full of various gels and oils?
[aside] I wonder if I should have brought a stun-gun[/aside]
I’ll just be here in the lobby rearranging the . . . uh . . . magazines. Or seat cushions. Or something.
Forget the excuses: just run like I’m about to.