::runs to exit and props doors open::
Quick, men, run while you can . . . if you want. Some of you seem to be enjoying yourselves.
I was told at the front desk that i needed to provide a sperm sample…this copy of Animal Husbandry Monthly will definately NOT be doing the trick ladies…
dave
Sperm sample? Hell, I can do that.
::sits down and starts drawing a picture of a sperm::
And yes, that IS life-size. For me, at least.
Step aside ladies, let someone with a REAL medical background (I’m a veterinary nurse) have a look at these men.
Who’s the wise guy who bricked up the door? I have to get out… to… get… flowers… for the… doctor.
Hmm…typical medical office. Had a number. I’m still waiting, naked.
Still no takers? Sheesh, what’s a guy to do? Shall I beg? grovel? plead?
Ehhh…I’ll just stand here, holding the wall up for you.
-Sam 
Well, GaWd, VB seems to have left me, so would you like to come back here?
Are you checking “all male” newbies as in “every”, or are you only interested in “all male” as in "testosterone overdosed’? And, can we at least wear a robe that covers all?
No one wants to play with me…
[thinks to self]Hey! Maybe this is like when I was a kid and the girls would try to kiss the boys, and the boys would try to run away. I wasn’t afraid of the girls kissing me… so they stopped trying to! Maybe…[/thinks to self]
clears throat I’m leaving.
:walks purposefully towards the door:
Since you seem to be so unencumbered now, I think I can occupy your time 
You like nice, verile, young bucks???
Hope so…
-Sam
Just lil ol’ me over here . . . all alone . . . no box to chew on (NPI; it’s a family saying and not sex-related) . . . nobody loves me . . .
And I can’t even have psychic orgasms . . .
Step aside, ladies. This one’s my patient. But first we have to get you out of that robe for an oral fixati-- oops, i meant exam. Come in here :: Walks toward a small room with a large examining table inside::
Sofis, get back here, you’re next. Now bend over.
Stopping by as requested.
Seems we have some unqualifed people here trying to do perform medical examinations.
Well I have a REAL medical background and it’s not with animals. So anybody who wants to examine this old hand, should be prepared to recive a thorough examination from a true professional in return(of course it would be completly complimentray)
DAMN! I knew it wouldn’t be too longer before a REAL medical professional showed up! There’s goes my fake practice! That’s ok, I guess. I don’t think anyone actually believed that hand-drawn graduation certificate from Harvard on my wall anyway. Maybe I shouldn’t have used crayons.
Hey Brattman
I am currently a medical instructor, interested in taking some classes, I do belive in a hands on approach to teaching. Let me warn you, medicine is a difficult subject to learn. You will need lots of time for practice;)
and here I thought I looked silly
Hey Brat,
I’m trying to figure out why Ayesha was working so late. Do you think that she was that involved in her patients… I mean work? Or just a committed… I mean dedicated servant?
SouthernStyle
Male newbie reporting as ordered. But I’m making an appointment for Fri afternoon at 4 (Central Time, BTW). Now is just, uhhhhh, not a good time.
I hope someone will be available to see me then.
Guess it don’t matter what I wear since I won’t be wearing it long… errr, since I’ll be wearing it for a short period of time.
Hey BratMan. Is it time for your exam?
All out doctors seem to be busy at the moment so I’ll be the one carrying out the “examination”.
Chrisbar