Well, Tasha dear, I guess we’ll have to give eachother simultaneous physical examinations . . . this truly will be a medical first.
And do be gentle, as I haven’t had an exam in a few years. I also have very little experience in this area, so my technique may need some work.
Well, Tasha dear, I guess we’ll have to give eachother simultaneous physical examinations . . . this truly will be a medical first.
And do be gentle, as I haven’t had an exam in a few years. I also have very little experience in this area, so my technique may need some work.
Well, Tasha dear, I guess we’ll have to give eachother simultaneous physical examinations . . . this truly will be a medical first.
And do be gentle, as I haven’t had an exam in a few years. I also have very little experience in this area, so my technique may need some work.
Well, Tasha dear, I guess we’ll have to give eachother simultaneous physical examinations . . . this truly will be a medical first.
And do be gentle, as I haven’t had an exam in a few years. I also have very little experience in this area, so my technique may need some work.
sorry for that . . . my pc must have messed up big-time.
Sit up on the examining table here. Now where did the baby oil go to? ::scans room for it, and finds lotion:: This will do, now just sit still. This won’t hurt at all.
Well…I think I need to check your chest, VB…and for that, I need some nice oil… 
Tasha, dear, I think this is going to have to continue this at your place. Hospitals make me so nervous . . . and cold . . . and the impersonal setting makes a lot of things hard to do.
And this examination table is so very hard.
Goody Goody Goody! I’m all yours, Falcon honey!
:::stepping into the waiting room and checking to see which “doctors” are on duty:::
Lesse, I got my choice between a bear (errrr, bears are meat-eaters, rigtht?). A Falcon (now I’m sure Falcons are meat-eaters). A woman with a name that translates to “she who must be obeyed” (uh-oh, sounds vaguely dominatrix-like… no wonder she likes that baton so much). A vetrinarian (being compared with a horse would make somewhat… self-concious). And a couple guys with tents in their pants (I don’t even wanna know those are).
Ummm, y’know, I’m not sure if I’m entirely comfortable with this… I think I’ll be going now…
:::FLEEING:::
Well then, let’s go behind this curtain…think you could examine me too, hon?
Okay then. ::leads iampunha out of the room and down to nearby apartment::
Excuse my tardiness, Ayesha. I seem to have fallen asleep on my way to the door. Um, this isn’t going to hurt, is it? I’m not into that sort of thing…
ssskuggiii said:
“Okay then. ::leads iampunha out of the room and down to nearby apartment::”
Note to all perverts (read: all posters): this physical is going to continue without the benefit of this thread.
I’m a bit nervous about these exams, what exactly is the 
lotion for? I will slowly take off my glove now- LOOK! AN ELEPHANT! :Bravely runs away: SEE YOU NEXT WEEK! 
OK, here is my specimen cup. Sorry it took so long to fill it…
What do you mean it was supposed to be a urine sample??
So, ummmm… why are the doors and windows boarded up?
Well, I guess it’s time to report for indoctrination, uh, intoxication, uh, INSPECTION, yeah, that’s it…
Well, I guess it’s take 'em off and stand up and be counted…
Am I too late to help?? Seems to me another pair of hands wouldn’t hurt… unless you want it that way boys
For those of you still waiting to be ‘seen’, I brought donuts…anyone???
No, but do you have a sledgehammer? Or maybe a crowbar? Even a hammer would do nicely…