Here, I always carry extra. TO FREEDOM! We’ll escape these vixens yet!
I can hold a few of them for you…
Freedom!?!?! Hmmm, i dunno about you guys, but i’m staying. 
Hey you guys seem a whole lot more frightened about this than I would have expected … what, do you think we’ll bite? Or maybe you’re afraid we * won’t * …
Come on now, Brunetter’s got you well in hand … er, um, so to speak.
Newbie reporting for the exam.
And none of that funky stuff. I have a tongue depressor, and I know how to use it.
I swear your tongue will be so depressed, it’ll need Prozac.
Just to clear things up: we bite on request, we depress tongues upon request, the line forms to the right. Thank you.
I am staying fer sure now, especially if Brunetter has me in hand. Woo Hoo.
It is my turn to examine you afterwards right?
An examination might not be so bad. As long as I get a paper gown that closes in the back. I just don’t trust that baton…
That is precisely what worries me. Besides, I don’t need a physical exam; I have an aversion to touching. Now if you have a psychiatrist I’m willing to calm down.
Yes, and if you behave nicely during the exam you might get a treat … (hint: it’s NOT a lollipop)
Brunetter said:
"Hey you guys seem a whole lot more frightened about this than I would have expected … what, do you think we’ll bite? Or maybe you’re afraid we won’t …
Come on now, Brunetter’s got you well in hand … er, um, so to speak."
I, for one, am afraid of:
That creepy-looking baton
All you ladies’ COLD hands (would YOU want cold hands there?)
Some unwritten rule about turning to the left and coughing 
That you won’t be gentle with those of us who are new at this.
Brunetter, I’m currently on a water break - er, yeah . . . from my session with Tasha. If you want to check me after she’s done, you’re more than welcome to do so. I quite frankly don’t trust a high-school student to make sure all my parts are in working order. Plus you know where they all go and how they’re supposed to work.
Ahem, I’d just like to put some emphasis on The Creepy Looking Baton. Thank you.
Punha, trust me I warmed up my hands first (the better to warm YOU with. And I don’t haev a creepy baton. And I will be very, very gentle … unless you request otherwise …
Yes I think it’s best that I doublecheck Tasha’s work. Just to make sure she did a good job. These young’uns need supervision. You come on over here when you’re finished.
Thats just because its cold in here. Honest! …and I was just in the POOL!
SHRINKAGE!! Dont you know anything about SHRINKAGE?!?!?!
I WAS IN THE POOL!!!
Brunetter said:
“Punha, trust me I warmed up my hands first (the better to warm YOU with. And I don’t haev a creepy baton. And I will be very, very gentle … unless you request otherwise …”
I do NOT request otherwise. I’m timid and delicate, damnit, and I demand service as such.
What did you use to warm up your hands? And are they dry?
“Yes I think it’s best that I doublecheck Tasha’s work. Just to make sure she did a good job. These young’uns need supervision. You come on over here when you’re finished.”
Okay, but it may be a while. Tasha also knows how to use her tongue. I’ll alert you when she’s done. We may need even more time, since as you’ve done this before you know what to do and what to do a lot more of.
We’ll go to your place. Mine is crawling with people.
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Hmmm, not a lollipop huh? Now i do seriously hope that it is something that i can lick, because i am, ooohhhh so good with my tongue. I can use my tongue for hours upon hours if you so wish. Did i happen to mention i can lick my eye-brows? 
X-nay on the ongue-tay. We already got into a scuffle over that one in the female site.
FreakFreely, where’s the scuffle? I didn’t see any posts questioning the use of the tongue. Maybe I haven’t read them all.
And good Lord, if you don’t use your tongue, what CAN you use?
Shhh… I don’t need a tongue-lashing right now.<g>
Okay, this innuendo has gotten old.
NEXT!
Here I am. Sorry I missed my earlier appointment.
Hey, wait a minute…this isn’t the massage parlor! Oh well, as long as I’m here go for it. Just please note the tattoo on my left butt cheek “Exit only”.
Alright, quit giggling, I know it’s not very big around…but you have to admit it sure is short.
Yes, I know, just like a penis, only smaller. Would you PLEASE stop giggling. Damn, see if I come here again.
I sure hope my insurance covers this.