But i like using my tongue?!?! Ok, how’s about my fingers then? I’m pretty good damn with them too. 
JBurton99 said:
“But i like using my tongue?!?! Ok, how’s about my fingers then? I’m pretty good damn with them too. ;)”
J, see the grammar thread for where you went wrong on this.
And I, for one, never said anything about not being able to use your tongue. Lord knows I depend on it. And my fingers, and . . . well, that’s for Tasha and Brunetter to know, and the rest of you perverts to find out later.
If I let you.
Welp, to be totaly honest, i never was good at grammar and never will be. I’m a Redneck, plain and simple. You are going to have to excuse my grammar. 
Sure! Just let me gat these gloves… ::Snap!!!::
Ummm, did you bring the K Y?
JB99 said:
“Welp, to be totaly honest, i never was good at grammar and never will be. I’m a Redneck, plain and simple. You are going to have to excuse my grammar.”
And I guess I’ll have to excuse your spelling as well?
BTW, Brunetter, how does this treat we get taste? Will I like it? How long will I have to eat it? Is this like steak, or fish, or candy, or what? How does it smell? Has anyone else ever had it before?
JB, it smells like fish. It sure is good eating, though. Some people like home cooking, some like to eat out.Michi said…
Non-newbie here for the checkup. And, Michi, since I paid extra, can we have the room with the silk sheets on the exam table?
Yeppers, guess you’ll just have to do that. Gee Mr. Kotter, did i spel that write? :rolleyes:
Hmmm, somebody mention fish? Count me in! You know what they say about fishermen. They always eat what they catch.
Iampunha, watch what you say. I may be young, but that doesn’t mean i lack experience.
Okay you guys … JBurton, Iampunha, FreakFreely in particular … no need to fight, Tasha and I can handle you all just fine. But get this macho in-fighting out of your systems first. We’ll be amusing ourselves over in this corner … when you’re finished, let us know and we can continue the examination.
Okay, * boys?? *
:: looks to make sure she doesn’t have a baton. doesn’t see one in her hands. breathes a sigh of relief ::
Finished? I wasn’t even startin nuttin. The hell with it anyways. You have my full attention.
I’d like to say for the record that I am completely innocent in any fighting and I know absolutely nothing about tongues, or spelling, or the number 42.
Thank you.
Ssskuggiii said:
“Iampunha, watch what you say. I may be young, but that doesn’t mean i lack experience.”
Ah, but you see, Brunetter is married and thus knows this stuff in her sleep. Sometimes literally. While I will agree you have an oral fixation, you haven’t yet shows the signs of, um, maturity Brunetter has shown. In private.
And Brunetter, speaking of you . . . I told you not to call me a boy once. You’re going to pay this second time. Now, get on your knees and tell me you love me.
[aside]It’s times like these I wish I had a twin. No, make that an extra hand.[/aside]
Rysdad writes:
You got it, hon. Silk sheets, fur (fake, of course) lined exam gown, whatever you like. Make yourself comfortable while I go change my costume. I mean uniform.
How much extra do I have to pay to get my oil changed as well?
The charge for that service is a dollar-two-nintey-eight plus tax and carrying charges. 
WOW! I leave this place for a couple of days, and look what happens! Since you seem to need some help Brunetter and sskuggii, I am here, ready and willing to examine the men. Angkins, great idea on the donuts, that should keep them occuppied while they wait their turn. 
Ok, whose next? And, didn’t I hear JBurton say something about his tongue? Hmmmmm… I think I’ll have to check that out personally. This may take a while, I need definitive proof.
Arkon, I have to ask: What are you objecting to, touching or being touched?
And, punha, my hands are never cold. Just so you know. Neither is the rest of me, for that matter.
B_Line, if [bthat’s[/b your idea of shrinkage… :eek: Maybe I should examine you next!
Huh? Carrying charges? I don’t need you to carry me. I can walk fine on my own.
Oh and purplebear, if you’re so interested in our tongues perhaps you should look at the female check-in. We described them in detail there… you perv!
:eek:
If you belive that one, I have some ocean front property to sell in you in Nebraska! 
Trust me on this I know of what I speak on this one!
I’ve been waiting patiently for my examination and, while I’m not complaining, I’m getting very cold in this backless robe.
What I’m pissed about is that, while I’ve been waiting ** somebody stole my astronaut suit!! ** Now those cheeseheads in NASA’s accounting office are going to take the cost of the suit out of my (massive) salary.
It’s not the cost, it’s the principle. Repeat after me - AN ASTRONAUT SUIT IS NOT A TOY!! We use them to go into space. I know it’s probably just a harmless prank, but c’mon, just put it back.
V.