Sua:
Your primitive technology makes me laugh. How would that suit hold up if you went into hyper-drive? I only stole it so I could find out how puny your understanding of space really is. When the invasion comes, NASA will be the first to go. Right before Britney Speares. She pisses me off.
Freak, a question
Why the undying hatred between muffins and squirrels? Race hatred? Bitter wars in earlier eons? I must know.
V.
Sua,
It’s a muffin thing. You wouldn’t understand.
Some females have been boasting about being able to carry six packs in their cleavage.
Well, just LOOK at how many donuts I can hold on my . . .
“finger!”
BTW, all you females, there is a very easy way to warm up your hands. Think for a bit . . .
smiles Oh hon…that’s an impressive “finger.” Can I examine it for you? 
Falcon, you bet. Just don’t touch it TOO much or it’ll start doing weird tricks. And I’m not talking about neat party tricks. I mean actual weird tricks. Things most fingers don’t do.
And what are you doing trying to eat those donuts right off my finger?
ok… um…
I’m just here to check the air-conditioning…
really… there’s no need for an examination. I don’t want to put anybody to any trouble.
Gee, that speculum looks cold.
yeeep
Dewt
p.s. Someone left a space suit in the lobby. I nearly tripped over it and killed myself. Seems to me that if you have one of those, you’ll probably need it. You may want to go pick it up before it gets a hole in it or something.
Well, I’m not sure if I still count as a newbie or not but just in case I’m tentatively here to get ‘checked.’
Exactly what does this procedure involve?
Newbie reporting as ordered. <Pulls a folder out of his backpack and lays it aside before changing> Here’s my medical profile…Oops! <folder flips open>
Psychological tendencies toward adventurousness, despite some indications of latent baton trauma…Unusual stamina, manual, and oral dexterity…Definite symptoms of satyriasis…<quickly retrieves papers and returns them to the folder>