Ok, I did a little more tinkering with this thing last night when I got off work. I think I got the bugs worked out now. So, if anyone AARRRGH!! Holy crap! That just shocked the hell out of me!
Anyway, it no longer picks up every tiny random thought, but only strong, fully focused OH MY GOD THE PAIN thoughts.
For all who have already purchased your Mommy make it stop! Autopost-a-Matics, email me to recieve your upgrade for the low, low price of $39.99.
Jesus! This things gonna kill me! Where’s the off swi-
Wow! Are there for god’s sake, how do I find these horny women??? opportunities for franchise sales here? I think I could start an Upstate New York sales office with a nice leather couch, squeak, squeak! and move a lot of merch oy vey, motion of the ocean for CF. How about you and me, baby? it?
Well, this is certainly out of hand [sub]if only I could get my hands on you[/sub] LadyFF - I think I know which hose Chief Scott will be [sub]hell, is already[/sub] wielding! Isn’t there a softporn bulletin board here at SD? Or is this it? [sub]I’ll certainly search here a lot more!!![/sub] :rolleyes:
HEY! Who put this chip in my head??? I wondered why my Pigs hat [sup]TM reg Geneseo[/sup] doesn’t fit anymore! Jeez, the thing’s the size of a Rambler! I can’t even comb my hair without a pole saw! THIS wasn’t what I ordered in the mail!!?! [sub]Maybe if I got it implanted elsewhere, LadyFoxFyre would no longer be obsessed by CF![/sub] I am righteously indignant!! [sub]giggle[/sub]
You know, a classless person would make a comment about some people being extraordinarily large dicks. Hope none of them show up in this thread…
[sub]Sorry - no self-control…
I got mine in today![sub]I got mine in today![/sub]
I can’t wait to use it![sub]I can’t wait to use it![/sub]
If it works, I will tell all my friends[sub]If it works, I will tell all my friends[/sub]
and Crunchy was nice enough to make a mac version. [sub]and Crunchy was nice enough to make a mac version.[/sub]
Aw, it’s nice to see FairyChatMom[sub]…when the hell did I submit this to threadspotting??..[/sub] and ChiefScott[sub]…hope Crunchy appreciated it, and I got my name on the home page, wheeee!..[/sub] kiss and make up[sub]…maybe I’ll take the hyphen out of my name…[/sub]; so sweet[sub]…1) pick a fight with ChiefScott, 2) make up…hmmmm![/sub].
I’m not so sure that it is possible [sub]break me off show me what you got[/sub] for a contraption to really be able to autopost [sub]I don’t want no one minute man [/sub]a person’s thoughts unless the thinker really wants them broadcast. [sub]I’ll lube and rotate all your tires [/sub]
Perhaps this isn’t an autopost machine Crunchy has invented but instead a mechanism for measuring how randy your subliminal thoughts are…HMMMM?
[sub]I ah wanna lick lick lick you from your head to your toes…[/sub]
Alll of these cool doper guys are so far away.[sub]and i am horny again. Or is it still horny?[/sub}Either way it is extremely distracting! I do not think i can take much more.
[sub]could i think about sex a little more? [/sub]
OK, for everybody who comes to see my band play Saturday night (that’s Coleman’s Irish Pub, corner of Thompkins & Lowell, Syracuse NY - http://www.colemansirishpub.com/) [sub]and ESPECIALLY all you oversexed ladies, yum![/sub] and can say “I know Chief Scott”[sub]you know who you are[/sub] OR can show me the surgical scar where they got the chip emplaced, I’ll give you a free t-shirt. [sub]just take that shirt off, my dear, and I’ll gladly help you with this one[/sub]
{{{{TOTAL HIJACK!!!}}} [sub]yes, I AM a big dick[/sub]
[sup]HEY why aren’t any of these horny women within 300 miles of me???[/sup]
I got the brand-new very very upgraded version of the Autopost-o-Matic! [sub]wow, tuna for breakfast tomorrow! tunatunatuna…[/sub] it’s not supposed to [sub]hmmm, wonder if the BIG GIRL will give me any catnip…[/sub] pick up any other random thoughts [sub]but maybe i’m not getting my money’s worth… nonrefundable, grrr[/sub], and i’m testing it for Crunchy Frog [sub]ooh, crunchy crunchy rolled in crumbs dipped in batter deep fried frogs… mmmm…[/sub], and for only [sub]ONLY, heh.[/sub] $10000 US, you can get it today!
[sub]oh-oh, did that thought about deep fried frogs get posted? oh ****…[/sub]
[sub]yes, I AM a big dick[/sub]