Check out my new Autopost-a-Matic!

I downloaded the demo version [sub]god I’m cheap[/sub] and it seems to be working [sub] periodically - randomly [/sub] well. The problem is, it not only functions with message boards, it has activated during class when [sub]I’m not sleeping [/sub] taking lecture notes. My last night’s anatomy notes look like this:

Epithelial: squamous, cuboidal, columnar and transitional [sub] There’s one good thing about cold weather: the effect it has on my lab partner’s shirts. Schwing![/sub]

Slide one–simple elastic cartilage [sub] Heh heh the lacunae look like boobies.[/sub]

Slide two–cross section of bone [sub] Heh heh more boobies. [/sub]

Slide three–cross section of dorsal root ganglions [sub]* boobies, boobies, boobies!*[/sub]

I can’t show these to my lab partner! [sub]I’ll show her mine if she shows me hers.[/sub]

Geez, what if it activates while I’m talking to her?

This made Threadspotting? [sub]Where the hell was I?[/sub] Woo-hoo! That makes 2 of my threads [sub]more ego-boosting, oh yeeaaahhhh…[/sub]

I’ll take one [sub]jeez I wonder what the guys are wearing[/sub] I am a lousy typist[sub] hope its not much[/sub] Does it automatically fix spelling [sub]WOW! I wanna see pecs[/sub][sub] gosh this cat is heavy… purring pussy in my lap[/sub] DAMN!!! hope that didn’t post!

Hmm, this sounds[sub]kids, stop that![/sub] kinda neat! I wonder if I’ve[sub]I said STOP THAT![/sub] got enough extra money this week[sub]oh for heaven’s sake, stop doing that to the dog…[/sub] to get one.[sub]what was that crash…oh no not the vase…[/sub]

Hey Crunchy,[sub]how do all these people have time to think about sex?[/sub] do you have a mailing list[sub]sex? what’s that?[/sub] that I could subscribe to,[sub]oh yeah, it’s what got me these children, isn’t it? I remember that![/sub] just to kinda keep track of how your invention[sub]don’t guess I’ll be doing THAT again for a while![/sub] works?

Dear Crunchy,

I just received your Autopost-a-Matic.[sub]Why hasn’t anyone else mentioned that the skull plug looks like a dildo? Are they embarassed?[/sub]

The installation went smoothly.[sub]Despite the fact the instruction manual looks like it was written by a five year old[/sub]

It didn’t hurt a bit.[sub]Depending on how you define hurt. Squicking? [/sub]

My cheque is in the mail.[sub]ha ha ha ha ha ha [/sub]

(gets up from his chair) [sub]better check on the baby…I think she went downstairs… she’s good… so pretty in her dress … Damn, I wish I had something else to say in that thread…something that was more witty… Breasts, mmmmm!.. It looks like the rest of the day will be spent doing chores… I need a maid… I need a smoke… Sex would be good… Maybe Lola and I can get a “nap” in today… Better go finish that post[/sub]

(sits down) [sub]DAMN! This thing keeps working even when I’m not here![/sub]

SUBMIT REPLY

Wow, it’s been a long time since I checked this thread.[sub] Chief Scott, how come I haven’t noticed you before? Firemen…yummy…:smiley:

You too, BPBob. [/sub]
Threadspotting eh? Congrats Crunchy Frog. And by the way BPBob, I’m not obsessed with him. I’m obsessed with [sub]ShibbOleth[/sub] no one in particular.

:smiley:

Sorry if you feel that way, but I thought the blue crayon looked nice against the yellow construction paper. [sub]Sheesh, some people. And after all that time I spent drawing illustrations of the little bear cub teaching the bunny how to put it on.[/sub]

I think my instruction manual is in Japanese [sub] shit installation in the head?![/sub] I am not understanding it at all [sub] I think this gonna be embarasing to tell the doc[/sub] Oh wait it was upside down![sub] oh damn this is gonna make sex interesting[/sub] Hey! My bunny is doing something ilegal to that bear!