Check out this amusing religion test - What religion are you? Post results.

Whether or not you are a Neo Pagan Satanist or a devout Greek Orthodox this little test will tell you where your persuasions are… Check out this Religion test to narrow down what your religious persuasions are. At the end they tell you via a percentage what you are… It is quite amusing and eye opening in a funny sort of way.

Oh I’m 100% Neo Pagan
92% Unitarian Universalist
90% Buddhist

100% Mainstream or Liberal Protestant
99% Reform Judaism
98% Liberal Quaker

Ok, the last one is a surprise. :smiley:

100% nontheist, 100% secular humanism. 0% Roman Catholic, Islam, etc. I guess I was an easy one to figure out, choosing ‘not applicable’ for almost everything :stuck_out_tongue:

I’ve taken it before; I’m not a fan of the design, because the atheist answer is typically conflated with the agnostic answer. (For instance, for me the best answer to the first question about the conception of god was something like “God doesn’t exist. Or not sure. Or not important.” Well (IMO of course) he doesn’t, but I am sure, and it is important.

–Cliffy

  1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
  2. Liberal Quakers (99%)
  3. Unitarian Universalism (97%)
  4. Secular Humanism (77%)
  5. Neo-Pagan (77%)

Secular Humanism 100%
Unitarian Universalism 88%
Nontheist 74%

Now how can I still be, say 24% Mormon, if I don’t believe in God? :confused:

  1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
  2. Liberal Quakers (95%)
  3. Unitarian Universalism (83%)
  4. Reform Judaism (82%)
  5. Bahá’í Faith (74%)

24% of you, say, one leg and the other up to mid-calf, will burn in heck for all eternity.

  1. Secular Humanism (100%)
  2. Unitarian Universalism (97%)
  3. Liberal Quakers (90%)
  4. Neo-Pagan (86%)
  5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (77%)
  6. New Age (73%)
  7. Theravada Buddhism (72%)
  8. Nontheist (69%)
  9. Reform Judaism (62%)
  10. Mahayana Buddhism (61%)
  11. Taoism (61%)
  12. Orthodox Quaker (59%)

I guess I better look into this “Secular Humanism” because as an Agnostic I do feel the list comes closest to my beliefs. I just never put a name on it before. I have even mentions Druidic before which would seem to fit Neo-Pagan.
Well Secular Humanism is pretty close to describe me. Darn, I have been catergorized.

  1. Secular Humanism (100%)
  2. Unitarian Universalism (99%)
  3. Theravada Buddhism (82%)
  4. Liberal Quakers (82%)
  5. Nontheist (78%)
  6. Neo-Pagan (71%)
  7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (69%)
  8. Taoism (68%)
  9. Reform Judaism (57%)
  10. Mahayana Buddhism (55%)

Huh. Cool. I guess i’d agree with those.

My two highest:

  1. Secular Humanism (100%)
  2. Unitarian Universalism (91%)

The first one fits, but I admit I’ve never seen the point of Unitarianism…

  1. Secular Humanism (100%)
  2. Unitarian Universalism (91%)
  3. Liberal Quakers (76%)
  4. Nontheist (72%)

I’ve taken this test several times and I always max out as a secular humanist. I guess I should start going to the meetings or something.

When and where should we have the first meeting? :wink:
How come the FSM didn’t come up?

  1. Secular Humanism (100%)
  2. Unitarian Universalism (93%)
  3. Nontheist (84%)
  4. Liberal Quakers (76%)
  5. Theravada Buddhism (70%)
  6. Neo-Pagan (66%)
  7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (65%)
  8. Taoism (57%)
  9. Reform Judaism (53%)
  10. New Age (52%)
    Interesting.

Hmm. All the “no” and “not applicable” answers are lumped together, so this may not be the best test. Still, I’m in the new club too:

  1. Secular Humanism (100%)
  2. Unitarian Universalism (93%)
  3. Nontheist (81%)
  4. Theravada Buddhism (80%)
  5. Liberal Quakers (71%)
  6. Neo-Pagan (63%)
  7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (56%)
  8. New Age (43%)
  9. Reform Judaism (43%)
  10. Mahayana Buddhism (42%)
  11. Taoism (38%)
  12. New Thought (37%)
    **13. Scientology (37%) **

Scientology? Frank Herbert did a much better job of inventing a religion.

The five that were 90% and over were:

Neo-Pagan 100

Liberal Quaker 98

Uni Uni 96

New Age 93, and

Reform Jewish 90.

It’s odd, because I’ve never been to a service of any of those groups. I’ve known people from each group (except Neo-Pagan,) but we didn’t sit around talking about religion. 100% Neo-Pagan?? I don’t even know where they meet; they sure aren’t in the yellow pages.

Not terribly surprised. Real faith is Cafeteria Catholic.

  1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
  2. Orthodox Quaker (88%)
  3. Liberal Quakers (85%)
  4. Unitarian Universalism (77%)
  5. Reform Judaism (74%)
  6. Bahá’í Faith (69%)
  7. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (67%)
  8. Seventh Day Adventist (66%)
  9. Eastern Orthodox (61%)
  10. Roman Catholic (61%)
    
  11. Sikhism (60%)
    
  12. New Age (55%)
    
  13. Mahayana Buddhism (55%)
    
  14. Theravada Buddhism (54%)
    
  15. Neo-Pagan (53%)
    
  16. Orthodox Judaism (53%)
    
  17. Secular Humanism (52%)
    
  18. Hinduism (49%)
    
  19. Islam (49%)
    
  20. Jainism (47%)
    
  21. New Thought (47%)
    
  22. Scientology (45%)
    
  23. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (44%)
    
  24. Taoism (44%)
    
  25. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (43%)
    
  26. Jehovah's Witness (36%)
    
  27. Nontheist (28%)

Apparently, I’m 100% “Secular Humanist”, which I’ve never heard of before, but seems an awful lot like “Hmm, we need to slap a label on these people, too!”

Beyond that:
2. Unitarian Universalism (89%)
3. Theravada Buddhism (76%)
4. Nontheist (76%)
5. Liberal Quakers (75%)
6. Neo-Pagan (70%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (62%)
8. Reform Judaism (55%)
9. Taoism (52%)
10. New Age (51%)

Nontheist: I’d consider myself 100%. Everything else, though, just makes me laugh. (apparently, I’m more Christian than Jewish. Dear god the synagogue my parents dragged me to as a kid screwed up!)

  1. Secular Humanism (100%)
  2. Nontheist (88%)
  3. Unitarian Universalism (88%)
  4. Theravada Buddhism (66%)
  5. Liberal Quakers (55%)

I don’t believe in God. I answered every single question save one (Doing good works (deeds) and acting compassionately - I answered that it’s necessary) as the “don’t believe, not sure, not important”. So why would I even register a significant percentage in any religion? I shouldn’t. Basically, this poll tars Libertarians and Quakers as extreme liberals who may not believe in God. That’s complete and utter bullshit; it’s just flat-out wrong, and this “poll” should not be trusted to measure anything other than the lengths some people go to to further their own beliefs.

Lumping in that “not sure” or “not important” in with disbelief in God is wrong and skews the results. This is not unlike that stupid-ass libertarian-skewed political poll thingy people keep spamming around.

I would like for someone to design one of those things without the skewing, please!

I got:

  1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
  2. Liberal Quakers (94%)
  3. Neo-Pagan (94%)

FTR, I identify as Liberal Quaker.