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In My Humble Opinion
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Gee, I’m UU. What a shock. Not.

QtM, UU since 1987

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Well, yes, that’s obviously wrong. I don’t want to hijack this thread any further, but I’ve been having trouble finding a good history of Quakerism. If you know of any good ones, could you click on my profile and e-mail me? I’m currently reading Friends for 300 Years, which I find to be a good spiritual history of Quakerism, but it was published in 1950, so it leaves off the last 50 years of development.

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  1. Eastern Orthodox (100%)
  2. Roman Catholic (100%)
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Wow, that’s an… unusual… combination!

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  1. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (100%)
  2. Eastern Orthodox (88%)
  3. Roman Catholic (88%)
  4. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (87%)
  5. Jehovah’s Witness (80%)
  6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (78%)
  7. Seventh Day Adventist (78%)
  8. Orthodox Quaker (76%)
  9. Orthodox Judaism (72%)
  10. Bahá’í Faith (64%)
  11. Islam (63%)
  12. Sikhism (63%)
  13. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (57%)
  14. Reform Judaism (54%)
  15. Liberal Quakers (52%)
  16. Hinduism (50%)
  17. Mahayana Buddhism (40%)
  18. Theravada Buddhism (39%)
  19. Unitarian Universalism (38%)
  20. Jainism (37%)
  21. Scientology (34%)
  22. New Thought (32%)
  23. Neo-Pagan (29%)
  24. New Age (19%)
  25. Nontheist (18%)
  26. Secular Humanism (17%)
  27. Taoism (14%)

No surprises there. I’m in the pews of a conservative, evangelical Protestant congregation every Sunday morning.

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100% Liberal Christain Protestant. I guess that makes sense. I’m Episcopalian, and I s’pose I have *some * common sense.

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  1. Secular Humanism (100%)
  2. Unitarian Universalism (93%)
  3. Liberal Quakers (82%)
  4. Theravada Buddhism (82%)
  5. Neo-Pagan (68%)
  6. Nontheist (68%)
  7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (63%)
  8. Taoism (59%)
  9. New Age (54%)
  10. Mahayana Buddhism (52%)
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My top ten are all scores of 66% or above:

1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
I can hear my mother’s heart breaking
2. Unitarian Universalism (92%)
This is what I really am
3. Liberal Quakers (85%)
I checked. This does not put me with Richard Nixon
4. Neo-Pagan (79%)
5. New Age (78%)
I’m a little embasrassed by these
6. Bah�’� Faith (76%)
At first I thought it just said “BAH, Faith!” LIke some sort of Scroogular Humanist
7. Mahayana Buddhism (73%)
8. Reform Judaism (72%)
9. Theravada Buddhism (71%)
I didn’t even see what answers hit on all the eastern religions. Must be all that Merton I read in High School.
10. Secular Humanism (66%)
I don’t know what I said to deserve that.

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My son’s answers:

  1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
  2. Theravada Buddhism (95%)
  3. Liberal Quakers (93%)
  4. Mahayana Buddhism (88%)
  5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (81%)
  6. Neo-Pagan (78%)
  7. Taoism (77%)
  8. New Age (75%)
  9. Jainism (73%)
  10. Bahá'í Faith (70%)

  11. Secular Humanism (69%)

  12. Reform Judaism (67%)

  13. Sikhism (64%)

  14. Orthodox Quaker (62%)

  15. Hinduism (54%)
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HIghest:

  1. Secular Humanism (100%)
  2. Unitarian Universalism (93%)
  3. Nontheist (79%)

Lowest:

  1. Jehovah's Witness (17%)

I can live that! Although, if I were chatting with someone and they asked what faith I was and I said, “Secular Humanist” and they asked “what’s that?” I’d have to say, “I dunno.”

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Secular Humanism (100%)

I find it comforting somehow that so many have this result as well.

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  1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
  2. Theravada Buddhism (96%)
  3. Secular Humanism (92%)
  4. Liberal Quakers (87%)
  5. Neo-Pagan (86%)
  6. Mahayana Buddhism (75%)
  7. New Age (70%)
  8. Taoism (69%)
  9. Jainism (63%)
  10. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (62%)

  11. Nontheist (61%)

  12. Orthodox Quaker (58%)

  13. Sikhism (54%)

  14. Reform Judaism (52%)

  15. Hinduism (49%)

  16. Scientology (39%)

  17. Bahá'í Faith (38%)

  18. New Thought (37%)

  19. Seventh Day Adventist (30%)

  20. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (27%)

  21. Orthodox Judaism (27%)

  22. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (23%)

  23. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (20%)

  24. Eastern Orthodox (17%)

  25. Islam (17%)

  26. Roman Catholic (17%)

  27. Jehovah's Witness (13%)

It’s not a huge shocker, I am #2. I figure I lost points in the abortion question (I’m pro, buddhism is nay - we don’t see eye to eye on this one, never will) but I can’t be sure.

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  1. Secular Humanism (100%)
  2. Unitarian Universalism (92%)
  3. Nontheist (81%)
    My fundamentalist, southern baptist, PETA activist relatives* would freak if they saw this.
    *yep, that’s right; Southern Baptist fundie hardcore PETA. If that doesn’t give you nightmares, nothing will.
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  1. Orthodox Judaism (100%)
  2. Eastern Orthodox (92%)
  3. Roman Catholic (92%)
  4. Hinduism (91%)
  5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (91%)
  6. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (85%)
  7. Seventh Day Adventist (84%)
  8. Islam (83%)
  9. Liberal Quakers (79%)
  10. Reform Judaism (79%)

;j ?

Regards,
Shodan

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  1. Secular Humanism (100%)
  2. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
  3. Liberal Quakers (81%)
  4. Neo-Pagan (80%)
  5. Theravada Buddhism (79%)
  6. Nontheist (78%)
  7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (73%)
  8. Reform Judaism (71%)
  9. New Age (64%)
  10. Taoism (58%)
  11. Mahayana Buddhism (57%)
  12. Sikhism (56%)
  13. Scientology (53%)
  14. New Thought (51%)
  15. Orthodox Quaker (44%)
  16. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (43%)
  17. Bahá’í Faith (41%)
  18. Jainism (39%)
  19. Orthodox Judaism (39%)
  20. Islam (36%)
  21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (36%)
  22. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (35%)
  23. Hinduism (32%)
  24. Eastern Orthodox (28%)
  25. Roman Catholic (28%)
  26. Seventh Day Adventist (25%)
  27. Jehovah’s Witness (13%)

100% Secular Humanism, well that was expected. 80% Neo-Pagan? Neo-freaking-Pagan? I hate those guys! Well, the ones I’ve met anyway.

But that’s not even close to the ultimate insult of being labelled as 53% Scientology. Great, 53% of me is either a coldhearted moneygrubbing fraud or a stupid, emotionally frail sucker.

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  1. Secular Humanism (100%)
  2. Unitarian Universalism (94%)
  3. Nontheist (79%)
    Mmmm. Would have guessed Nontheist to be 100%
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And the winner is…

Neo Pagan!!!

  1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
  2. Bahá’í Faith (95%)
  3. Unitarian Universalism (92%)
  4. Liberal Quakers (88%)
  5. New Age (88%)
  6. Mahayana Buddhism (82%)
  7. Reform Judaism (80%)
  8. Sikhism (75%)
  9. Orthodox Judaism (75%)
  10. Islam (68%)

  11. New Thought (67%)

  12. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (66%)

  13. Hinduism (65%)

  14. Scientology (65%)

  15. Jainism (62%)

  16. Orthodox Quaker (60%)

  17. Taoism (59%)

  18. Theravada Buddhism (59%)

  19. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (56%)

  20. Secular Humanism (48%)

  21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (43%)

  22. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (39%)

  23. Eastern Orthodox (34%)

  24. Nontheist (34%)

  25. Roman Catholic (34%)

  26. Seventh Day Adventist (33%)

  27. Jehovah's Witness (19%)

And to think I even went to a Southern Baptist high school. Well, only after I got kicked out of military school. :o :smiley:

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  1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
  2. Orthodox Quaker (93%)
  3. Liberal Quakers (85%)
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  1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
  2. Liberal Quakers (91%)
  3. Reform Judaism (89%)
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  1. Secular Humanism (100%)
  2. Theravada Buddhism (93%)
  3. Unitarian Universalism (92%)
  4. Liberal Quakers (79%)
  5. Neo-Pagan (78%)
  6. Nontheist (78%)
  7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (69%)
  8. New Age (62%)
  9. Mahayana Buddhism (60%)
  10. Orthodox Quaker (56%)

  11. Reform Judaism (56%)

  12. Sikhism (56%)

  13. Taoism (56%)

  14. New Thought (50%)

  15. Bahá'í Faith (48%)

  16. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (44%)

  17. Scientology (44%)

  18. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (38%)

  19. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (38%)

  20. Eastern Orthodox (36%)

  21. Hinduism (36%)

  22. Islam (36%)

  23. Jainism (36%)

  24. Orthodox Judaism (36%)

  25. Roman Catholic (36%)

  26. Seventh Day Adventist (30%)

  27. Jehovah's Witness (24%)

My poor, poor mother… She raised me Catholic, and according to this, I’m twice as much Protestant as Catholic, and not even much of either.

I’m #6, but I suppose I lost points on abortion, environmentalism, violence, and social programs (N/A on all but the first).