Check out this amusing religion test - What religion are you? Post results.

  1. Eastern Orthodox (100%)
  2. Roman Catholic (100%)
  3. Orthodox Quaker (95%)
  4. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (94%)
  5. Seventh Day Adventist (88%)
  6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (72%)
  7. Hinduism (63%)
  8. Orthodox Judaism (61%)
  9. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (58%)
  10. Islam (55%)
  11. Bahá’í Faith (55%)
  12. Sikhism (55%)
  13. Liberal Quakers (51%)
  14. Jehovah’s Witness (49%)
  15. Unitarian Universalism (43%)
  16. Reform Judaism (39%)
  17. Jainism (37%)
  18. Mahayana Buddhism (34%)
  19. Theravada Buddhism (33%)
  20. Neo-Pagan (30%)
  21. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (28%)
  22. Scientology (25%)
  23. New Age (24%)
  24. New Thought (22%)
  25. Secular Humanism (17%)
  26. Nontheist (16%)
  27. Taoism (13%)

How do you end up with 16% nontheist if you say that belief in a triune God is central to you? And how come I’m 49% JW?! Otherwise, it’s as expected. Some of the questions don’t have enough options.

Q: Did you hear about the radical Unitarian who was arrested?
A: He burned a question mark on his front lawn.

My results:

  1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)

  2. Neo-Pagan (96%)

  3. Liberal Quakers (95%)

  4. Secular Humanism (92%)

  5. New Age (88%)

  6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (82%)

  7. Mahayana Buddhism (69%)

  8. Taoism (67%)

  9. Reform Judaism (62%)

  10. Theravada Buddhism (59%)

  11. Scientology (59%)

  12. New Thought (58%)

  13. Nontheist (58%)

  14. Orthodox Quaker (51%)

  15. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (47%)

  16. Bahá’í Faith (43%)

  17. Sikhism (40%)

  18. Hinduism (35%)

  19. Jainism (33%)

  20. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (32%)

  21. Orthodox Judaism (26%)

  22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (24%)

  23. Seventh Day Adventist (24%)

  24. Eastern Orthodox (21%)

  25. Islam (21%)

  26. Roman Catholic (21%)

  27. Jehovah’s Witness (13%)

Is this the profile of a liberal, or what?

  1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
  2. Secular Humanism (92%)
  3. Neo-Pagan (84%)
  4. Liberal Quakers (79%)
  5. Theravada Buddhism (76%)
  6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (66%)
  7. Nontheist (65%)
  8. New Age (64%)
  9. Reform Judaism (61%)
  10. Mahayana Buddhism (54%)

How can I be any percent of any of these? I am an atheist. :confused:

I know this is all in good fun, but I’m still baffled. Apparently they know something about me that I don’t! :eek:

Interesting. We have Sikh witnesses in our court from time to time. I know very little about Sikhism, but would like to know more - and to know your perspective on it. What, in a paragraph or two, is Sikhism, and why are you an adherent?

Many thanks.

–A curious Episcopalian

My top 20:

1. Reform Judaism (100%) (Which is exactly what I am)
2. Liberal Quakers (86%) (I blame this on growing up in Pennsylvania)
3. Orthodox Judaism (82%) (Makes sense)
4. Unitarian Universalism (79%)
5. Bahá’í Faith (78%)
6. Islam (78%)
7. Sikhism (74%)
8. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (71%) (I don’t understand this one)
9. Jainism (67%) (I’ve actually never heard of this one)
10. Mahayana Buddhism (66%)
11. Neo-Pagan (58%)
12. New Age (57%)
13. Theravada Buddhism (56%)
14. New Thought (51%)
15. Hinduism (51%)
16. Orthodox Quaker (50%) (Again, the Pennsylvania thing)
17. Secular Humanism (43%)
18. Scientology (42%) (!!!)
19. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (41%)
20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (40%)

Not really. I got the same thing (and I’m in fact EO), and most Orthodox people I know who’ve taken it have got the same thing. Both Catholics and Orthodox would answer virtually identically to the test’s questions.

This is getting redundant:

  1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
  2. Secular Humanism (96%)
  3. Liberal Quakers (94%)
  4. Theravada Buddhism (83%)
  5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (83%)
  6. Nontheist (70%)
  7. Taoism (66%)
  8. Neo-Pagan (66%)
  9. Bahá’í Faith (64%)
  10. Mahayana Buddhism (57%)

I’m trying to figure out how I’m 30% theist though.

  1. Secular Humanism (100%)
  2. Unitarian Universalism (91%)
  3. Nontheist (82%)

This proves why assumptions are bad; I would have expected such a dedicated Bush supporter to be more religious.

I owe you an apology for my thoughts. I is always a bad idea to try and pigeon hole people.

Sorry,
Jim

The repetition of some variation of the above statement is getting my undies in a bunch.

It’s a logical fallacy - they’re not saying you are x% anything. They’re saying your stated beliefs/attitudes are x% **in agreement with ** the stated beliefs/attitudes of the groups in question.

Example: suppose I answered “disagree” to the question about believing that divorce should be restricted and/or punished. Well, I’d show at least some degree of agreement with atheists, Buddhists, neo-pagans, whatever - even though I’m not any of those things.

Sheesh. :rolleyes:

Secular huminism 100%

all the way down to

Jehova’s Witness 11%

Some of the questions ought to allow more specific distinctions. For instane, I did click on

Some suffering is a state of mind rather than related to events taking place in the physical world. But I don’t believe that “only our spiritual nature is real.”

100% Catholic, which isn’t surprising, since that’s what I am.

Um, how about me going overboard and doing a whole thread on it?

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=6757907#post6757907

I am a Reform Jew so these results don’t surprise me:

  1. Reform Judaism (100%)
  2. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (96%)
  3. Liberal Quakers (92%)
  4. Bahá’í Faith (87%)
  5. Unitarian Universalism (84%)
  6. Orthodox Judaism (81%)
  7. Orthodox Quaker (79%)
  8. Sikhism (78%)
  9. Islam (72%)
  10. Neo-Pagan (69%)
    
  11. New Age (61%)
    
  12. Secular Humanism (58%)
    
  13. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (56%)
    
  14. Eastern Orthodox (56%)
    
  15. Roman Catholic (56%)
    
  16. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (54%)
    
  17. Mahayana Buddhism (52%)
    
  18. New Thought (47%)
    
  19. Jainism (46%)
    
  20. Theravada Buddhism (44%)
    
  21. Scientology (43%)
    
  22. Seventh Day Adventist (43%)
    
  23. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (39%)
    
  24. Taoism (39%)
    
  25. Nontheist (37%)
    
  26. Jehovah's Witness (33%)
    
  27. Hinduism (32%)
  1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
  2. Liberal Quakers (89%)
  3. Unitarian Universalism (89%)
  4. Bahá’í Faith (78%)
  5. Reform Judaism (77%)

Reform Judiasm?? eh?

  1. New Thought (100%)
  2. Scientology (98%) (Wasn’t expecting that !)
  3. **Christian Science ** (Church of Christ, Scientist) (95%) (The religion I practice. What 5% am I missing?)
  4. Bahá’í Faith (93%)
  5. Unitarian Universalism (93%)
  6. New Age (92%)
  7. Reform Judaism (91%)
  8. Liberal Quakers (89%)
  9. Neo-Pagan (85%)
  10. Hinduism (84%)
    . . .

Before you go rolling your eyes at me, please explain how the “stated beliefs” of atheists are anything more than lack of belief in a god. Divorce questions or any other issues shouldn’t affect anything. I endorsed no statement that posited the existence in a god or gods, and endorsed all that stated one didn’t exist. Nevertheless I am only 70% nontheist. Which means they’re adding more than they should to the definition of a nontheist.

  1. Secular Humanism (100%)
  2. Unitarian Universalism (91%)
  3. Nontheist (90%)
  4. Theravada Buddhism (70%)
  5. Liberal Quakers (68%)

I was pleased to see that there was a 0% chance of my being a Jehova’s Witness.

Here, here. I agree completely. “doesn’t exist, I AM sure, it IS important”.

This is not a test I can really take.

It’s an automated test. Your answers to the questions are matched up to answers in the database that line up with the general stated beliefs of each “religion”, and scored thusly. What’s so damn hard to understand about it?