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In My Humble Opinion
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One more thing: #4 Scientology???

I’m offended that this even shows up on my list!

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Top 5:

  1. Reform Judaism (100%)
  2. Neo-Pagan (98%)
  3. Unitarian Universalism (95%)
  4. Liberal Quakers (94%)
  5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (80%)

Bottom 5:
23. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (34%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (32%)
25. Roman Catholic (32%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (26%)
27. Jehovah’s Witness (5%)

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I think the test is imperfect, but gives a decent idea of how your beliefs compare to various religions and philosophies. In case you haven’t noticed, you can click on the item in your score after you finish the test to get an overview of that religion or philosophy.

  1. Secular Humanism (100%)
  2. Unitarian Universalism (91%)
  3. Liberal Quakers (76%)
  4. Nontheist (74%)
  5. Theravada Buddhism (67%)
  6. Neo-Pagan (65%)
  7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (62%)
  8. New Age (50%)
  9. Taoism (47%)
  10. Reform Judaism (44%)

  11. Orthodox Quaker (40%)

  12. Mahayana Buddhism (39%)

  13. Sikhism (31%)

  14. Scientology (30%)

  15. Bahá'í Faith (28%)

  16. New Thought (27%)

  17. Jainism (24%)

  18. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (24%)

  19. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (21%)

  20. Seventh Day Adventist (18%)

  21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (18%)

  22. Hinduism (15%)

  23. Eastern Orthodox (15%)

  24. Islam (15%)

  25. Orthodox Judaism (15%)

  26. Roman Catholic (15%)

  27. Jehovah's Witness (8%)

My mom is ex-Catholic and has been into a mixture of New Agey, Celtic, Native American, and Eastern beliefs since before I was born. My dad was raised Seventh-Day Adventist and seemed to be pretty nonreligious when I was growing up, but recently he’s been weirding me out with Bible talk when I see him.

As for me, when I lived with my paternal grandparents, they used to drag me to church on Saturdays and I hated it. I thought it was stupid and I was missing all the good cartoons, dammit! When I got a little older they let me stay home at least. Later when I lived with my mom I halfheartedly believed in some of her stuff, but in recent years I’d consider myself an agnostic leaning heavily towards atheist, and moderately antireligious. I guess Secular Humanist describes my belief that we should all work to make our world a better place to live, whether or not there is any otherworldly reward or punishment.

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  1. Secular Humanism (100%)
  2. Unitarian Universalism (94%)
  3. Liberal Quakers (79%)
  4. Neo-Pagan (71%)
  5. Nontheist (71%)
  6. Theravada Buddhism (67%)
  7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (66%)
  8. New Age (54%)
  9. Taoism (52%)
  10. Reform Judaism (52%)
  11. Mahayana Buddhism (46%)
  12. Orthodox Quaker (42%)
  13. Sikhism (42%)
  14. Scientology (36%)
  15. Bahá’í Faith (35%)
  16. New Thought (33%)
  17. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (30%)
  18. Jainism (29%)
  19. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (26%)
  20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (22%)
  21. Hinduism (20%)
  22. Eastern Orthodox (19%)
  23. Islam (19%)
  24. Orthodox Judaism (19%)
  25. Roman Catholic (19%)
  26. Seventh Day Adventist (18%)
  27. Jehovah’s Witness (7%)

Only a few surprises here. I guess I’ll have to change my profile, though.

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Yo, Dopers.

Long time no post.

Still, my top three results are:

Secular Humanism 100% (no surprise)

Unitarian Universalism 99% (still no surprise)

Nontheist 82% (again, no surprise)
The most amusing to me was:
Roman Catholic (born and raised) 30%. I guess that’s because I think compassion and confession of/atoning for wrongdoings are vital to a moral life.

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I too am disturbed by the scientology rank being so high…

I once made a Jehova’s witness question his faith, so I am glad to see it at the bottom of the list… :slight_smile:

  1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
  2. New Age (86%)
  3. Unitarian Universalism (83%)
  4. Scientology (76%)
  5. Liberal Quakers (75%)
  6. Mahayana Buddhism (73%)
  7. Hinduism (73%)
  8. New Thought (72%)
  9. Reform Judaism (67%)
  10. Sikhism (63%)

  11. Jainism (58%)

  12. Bahá'í Faith (58%)

  13. Secular Humanism (56%)

  14. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (54%)

  15. Taoism (54%)

  16. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (52%)

  17. Orthodox Judaism (50%)

  18. Theravada Buddhism (43%)

  19. Orthodox Quaker (42%)

  20. Islam (41%)

  21. Nontheist (31%)

  22. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (28%)

  23. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (21%)

  24. Eastern Orthodox (20%)

  25. Roman Catholic (20%)

  26. Seventh Day Adventist (18%)

  27. Jehovah's Witness (8%)