The best one I’ve heard so far is “Outfidels”.
You’d get a lot of baseball stars that way I bet.
I think we’re all overlooking the obvious, and it’s in the subject line.
River Styx
The Big Apple Bottom.
The neighborhood in question ALREADY has lingerie stores, peep shows, liquor stores, and bars. I doubt the people behind the new cultural center will care if someone opens one more.
Ann Coulter will be hosting Homocon in New York City next month.
Screw the gay bar. Put in a good bbq place next door. One that does it old school, with all that delicious smelling pig-tainted smoke drifting over the faithful.
I was referring to the “Golda Meir Avenue” idea there. Come to think of it, we’re talking about lower Manhattan. There are definitely Jewish religious and community centers in the area. I don’t think there are any on that street, but if the Sufis didn’t want to be near anything Jew-ey they wouldn’t be there in the first place.
There’s already a restaurant/bar right next door to 51 Park – The Dakota Roadhouse at 43 Park. I don’t know if they serve BBQ though.
Seriously, this game of “let’s teach the Muslims a lesson by putting something they’ll hate next door” is silly. They’re building in Lower Manhattan. The neighborhood is already a crowded jumble of businesses, some that might seem bizarre to find next door to a church or temple in a less-dense community.
At least it’s not as stupid as holding pig races next door or bringing your dogs to a protest.
Or gluing the Koran to airport floors.
Excellent idea. Think of the business it would do with the closeted conservatives who drop in to Fox to condemn sin.
Cool, let’s build a mosque, a gay bar ,a foxnews outlet, and maybe a Zionest outreach,and a communist party headquarters all at ground zero, and put up a camera to watch the resulting battle of the five armies.
According to this,, Yelp lists three gay bars within a tenth of a mile of the Cordoba House site. So they’re not being nearly as cheeky as they think they are.
That said, by favorite proposed names for the bar were The Ba’ath House, Suspicious Package, and Jihard.
On the other side of the mosque, I’m going to open up a Halal cafe and call it the Allahu Snackbar.
So a communist mosque, a Zionist gay bar, and a foxnews coat outlet move into lower Manhattan . . . .
*Tent Pitchers
The Five Pillars*
Names for its drag queens:
*Sharia Laws
Fatima Makata
Kaaba Kameleon*
When people complain about something of any certain persuasion (Muslim, strip club, Baptist, peep show, gay club…) being built in proximity to something in NYC, I wonder if they have ever actually been to NYC.
You know- the people who want to build the community center/mosque keep comparing their plan to a YMCA. So building a gay bar next to it might be redundant.