Well then, next time you’re in Philly, go to Gianna’s. They do a vegetarian cheesesteak that’s more than passable. Helps if you’re a bike messenger or a punk; you’ll fit in like a regular.
I’ve never even had a cheesesteak in Philly, yet I know this is so true. There’s a great place in Fredonia, NY called The Bomber House, a little hole-in-the-wall that serves the best steak bombers that taste like they are cooked with apparently…ummm, questionable apparati, cleanliness-wise.