Cheesy and contrived ad copy

I have a bit of a fascination for cheesy and contrived ad copy, especially when it’s trying to portray a man/woman on the street getting excited over something mundane, and especially especially when it’s translated from another language. This is a draft of some ad copy I happened to have cross my desk today, translated from Chinese:

Any cheesy ad copy you happen to know of and would like to share?

I, too, like trying on the bags. It makes me exclaim with amazement.

Seems odd that they’d consider long waits at the airport to be any sort of plus.

I’ve got it!

“Terminal 2: The cure for the common airport.”