Can I pick some snack food other than Cheez-Its? I hate “cheese” flavored crackers and chips. It’s just onion powder and MSG. Bleah.
I think Chili Cheese Fritos would be a proper substitute.
Of course, nothing could substitute for the orgasm 
Nothing slythe? You obviously have never tasted Tim Tams…
Though personally I think you’d stick to the orgasms. For exercise purposes of course…
Is THAT what they’re calling ol’ one eye now . . .
Tasha, do I get an invite?
lol iamphunha
I’m still waiting for my invite mate. I think tasha has a long list…
Well I’m on the list, because I’m special. So guys, what’s in it for mr if I put in a good word for you?
A virtually unlimited supply of all three things hyper. And you can take them in any order you want.
Ok, let’s see:
INvitations to that party I should be planning soon- jess, paddy, and dpr.
I should get some heineckens and invite a guy friend over to get tipsy and cure my oral fixation.
And how would he cure it? By working or being worked on?
Woohoo! I’ll be getting an invite.
Hey, right now I’d like to be working. I mean, it is my oral fixation, not his.
hmmmmmmmm