They never should have accepted that rewrite. Your version makes sense.
What kind of a bullshit organization doesn’t have a policy about that?
It was the first thing I asked before I joined Rotary.
So accidentally stepping on someone’s foot and apologizing=fine. Shooting them in the face and wanting an apology=pansy assed liberal. Interesting.
Why would he say that if he were hunting doves?
Because yelling “dove!” is too gay.
Not if you’re taking a walk on the wild side.
There’s really no sense in a world where this is not a sig line. 
Because saying wabbitt season would have displayed the fact that he’d been drinking.
I’ve got this mental image of Cheney saying ‘apology accepted, Mr Wittington.’
…Scylla had just shot his friend in the face, and was about to let him have another volley, when pity stayed his hand.
“It’s a pity I’ve run out of bullets”, Scylla muttered to himself as he chambered another round.
Bravo, Sir.
On a serious note, would Cheney saying “sorry” (especially in public) equate to an admission of liability in court, potentially opening him up for damages claims?
I know here in the UK you’re never supposed to say “sorry” after a car accident, or an accident at work, as it can be viewed as acceptable of fault.
I guess when you are instrumental in starting a war from lies and the thousands of unnecessary deaths that result, peppering one guy with bird-shot isn’t going to weigh very heavily on the conscience.
This actually made me chuckle softly.
I can’t believe it took over 50 posts for someone to make this response in a Pit thread. Hell, it happens a lot sooner in even non-related threads. Good thing I didn’t put money on this one.
I saw what you did there!
If he had one, it would. Totally.
It’s funny to see people still bringing up the ‘they lied to get us to war’ meme. I supposed any day now Obama et al will be having a press conference saying something like "We now have access to all of the information, meeting notes and memos from the previous administration and can conclusively state that, indeed, they lied to get us into the war in Iraq. We’ll be releasing the information to the public tomorrow.
Also, if you guys would REALLY like to know who shot JFK, let me tell you…"
Since I’m guessing that ain’t gonna happen (no war crimes trials or any of the other lefty fantasy stuff either I’m thinkin’), I guess this will be one of those things that just keeps getting tossed out from time to time.
-XT
My lefty fantasy isn’t seeing our public officials charged with war crimes. My lefty fantasy is public officials who don’t deserve to be. That’ll do nicely.
But you aren’t the average lefty, though. You have a bit more sophisticated fantasies than the average bear…
-XT
Yeah, funny how people tend to not forget little things like thousands dying for false reasons. Well, some people.
Yeah, I totally forgot when my friend’s husband was killed in the war while she was pregnant. Gosh, good thing you reminded me, otherwise when we go out tomorrow I may have said something rude! Thanks a bunch!