Shit just got real.
From an elf named something like Amy Surplus? 
Agreed.
I believe that makes three times in 11 years.
Ah, that must have been the disturbance in the Force I just felt.
It might have meant something if you to have taken that position at the time, Mr. "Big Dog Theory’. :(:rolleyes:
At this point, you’d better served by drinking a nice steaming mug of STFU.
It’s going to get the hose again.
Shooting brings out the true flavor. Philistine.
You need some lead pellets for flavoring and texture.
Yep. Not even a moral obligation to aspire to avoid shooting people with shotguns. Violates their Second Amendment rights, you see.
Under a strictly literalist interpretation, you don’t actually have a Constitutional right to be shot in the face with a shotgun. That’s one of those emanating penumbras.
Though one of the great political philosophers who helped draft the Constitution was shot and killed by a Vice President of the United States (obligatory Wiki article), so there is originalist precedent for Vice-Presidents shooting people.
They make a topical cream for that now!