Okay. I’ve had enough of this town (Louisville, KY), what with its fixation on the KY Derby, no coverage of Cubs baseball unless they’re playing the Reds, et al. I hate it. I love Chicago, and want to relocate there.
Any Doper need a roommate and a cat? We’re a package deal. I’ve never relocated to a different city before, but having a place to sleep seems to be of utmost importance. Once I get there, I can find a job. Hell, I’ll shovel shit if I have to.
But I have GOT to get out of this town. Quickly.