As usual, I’m probably going to have to bum a couch off of someone.
Hmm, there’s an idea…I’ll just attend dopefests for the rest of my life instead of getting a job…crash on couches throughout the country…
I feel so singled out! I’m sorry I left you clueless, I’m a maybe. I’d really love to meet others dopers (I’ve never been to any type of Doper gathering), so I’m going to really try.
DynoSaur
JoeyHemlock
magdalene
Miss Creant
Nen
Nymysys
quixotic78
tiggeril
VileOrb
Maybes:
dropzone
Mayor Quimby
porcupine
Random
If we can keep Joey from dancing on the table, this might be the first ChiDope no one gets arrested or married.
Is that a good thing?
I’m a “probably not.” Wife apparently made plans.
Stoopid wife.
KIDDING! I’m kidding!
We’ll miss you, drop. For a quiet, shy, retiring type I recall you being a lot of fun. 
You were drunk as well as delirious. 
Sorry, guys, but I’m gonna have to bail out this weekend. Ostensibly, it’s because I have a talk to give in two weeks, and I’ve done SQUAT for it. Have fun, though, and I command each one of you to hoist one (or a lot) in my honor (or because I suck, take your pick).
Quixy
C’mon folks, I’m flying in tomorrow. I expect to see a helluva lot more names added to that list. You needn’t come for me…come for the sake of the booze.
And come to be licked by me. 
And because boli is going to be there, even though that BITCH won’t post in this thread.
Umm…'cause there’ll be cleavage?
Are you trying to get me to bail out of the Scrabble party at church tomorrow night?
And where is the Saturday get together going to be?
At Lou Lou, drop. Across the street from the Babaluci.
Or, you could go actually read the goddamned thread.
[sub]My, but I’m in a smirk-y mood today. Wonder why?[/sub]
Wow, I can feel the love, nym!
I’m on my way out the door. I’ll be in your fair city by dinnertime!
Definites:
DynoSaur
JoeyHemlock
magdalene
Miss Creant
Nen
Nymysys
tiggeril
VileOrb
**Maybes: **
Mayor Quimby
porcupine
Random
Waffling like a mofo and should just BRING THE WIFE ALREADY:
dropzone
Pathetic loser:
quixotic78
Rumourmonger that won’t check in to a sad MPSIMS thread:
Gaudere
Bad guy:
bin Laden
Cool bartender at Lou Lou:
Keith
Do I need a sign, gang? I know most of y’all, but there are a few unfamiliar faces.
::sneaks over and stuffs boli and a bunch of happy fuzzy bunnies onto the "definite list::
Yeah, yeah. As soon as I hit submit, I realized I’d fucked up.
I never liked her, anyway.
So what’s the latest from Veebs, huh? Is she going to make it?
Yeah, I’ll need a sign. What the hell do you look like?
A) Veebs is MY bitch and nunya
B) If you’ve already forgotten what I look like, you can find your own way to the ChiDope from the airport
C) You code like old people screw.
Well, everybody has got to have one. To bad you’ve only got one.
Hey, how was I supposed to remember? You were always either passed-out face-down because you can’t hold your liquor or you had your head buried in that guy’s lap.
At least I don’t screw like you code.