Chicago Dopes Check-in

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*Originally posted by Nen *
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Well, everybody has got to have one. To bad you’ve only got one.**

Hey, I’m not the one that’s so pathetic I have to leave, not only my state, but my entire region to find people to hang out with me. And when I do, it’s because I’m invited. With free tickets and all. <g>**

Hey, how was I supposed to remember? You were always either passed-out face-down because you can’t hold your liquor or you had your head buried in that guy’s lap.**

I was trying to save the poor dear from you. You kept begging him, you poor, misguided, pathetic schmuck. You even made the man claim to be a heterosexual, even though the club was called Manhole.
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At least I don’t screw like you code.**

At least I can get screwed. Don’t make me put you over there with Quix on the loser list. Even he has hopes of moving up from pathetic. :smiley:
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::runs away, fingers stuffed in ears, screaming “LALALALALALALALALA!” at the top of her lungs:

Everyone belittle and mock me.

I have to help my girlfriend move.

Dammit.

::bitchslaps Fleep::

As long as I’m feeling better tomorrow, I’m in the “definite” column.

Cleavage? At a ChiDope?

Personally, I think you should all give Nen copious amounts of grief for his use of the word “Dopes” rather than “Dopers” in the thread title. But that’s just me.

Have fun, gang!

Uh huh. Next thing you know, you’ll be telling me that Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny aren’t real.

Damn, I forgot to go to Victoria’s Secret. I’m going to have to do a quick run tomorrow.

Hey **Tigg[\b] Bring your checkbook!

And apparently I screw and code like old people

As a relative newbie around here, I’d love to meet some of the insane people who post here, but I’m a big chicken and don’t go to the city by myself, esp. at night… (Plus I’m busy for the next few weekends…)

Ever consider a ChiDope, or similar get-together, in the 'burbs sometime?

Isn’t Magdalene in the burbs someplace? She’s hosting one in October. I’m all in favor of burbish fests, myself. Not that I’d host one, but…

Most of the big ChiDopes were in the burbs, IIRC, until the Drunken Debauchery of August. Seem like there have been a lot of smaller gatherings in the city, though.

mags lives in the city - Wicker Park, I think.

Ooh, ooh, me! I am up for a 'burb get-together!

What 'burb, though?

Name a good one. Lombard is out because it’s infested with West Nile Virus. :wink:

I hate to rain on this little party, but THIS here ChiDope is gonna be in the big bad city since there are some of us who are not only carless but also live WAY on the other side of town from all the other Chidopers (namely, me. :D).

But, we’re always up for Chidopes (even if they’re in the evil, evil 'burbs :wink: ), so pick a date, start a thread, and let it roll! :smiley:

BTW: Miss Creant, is cash ok? Looks like my #@!!#@! checks won’t be here until next week.

Whatever it takes to get you there Tigg, whatever it takes!

Oh, I wasn’t trying to move THIS party! I was just thinkin’ ahead.

Just another note on why ChiDopes in the city are becoming the usual thing - Logistics. A lot of Dopers that live in the city do not have cars, whereas all the Dopers that live in the burbs do, AFAIK.

'Course, as we learned at August’s Drunken Debauchery, if you’re an out-of-towner, it’s best to either stay with a local Doper or get a hotel in the loop. Other hotels in the city offer their own benefits, though, like cheap blow jobs from the guy behind the bullet-proof glass and sticky floors.

I did NOT get a blowjob! And we never discussed price.

Well, it’s not my fault if you didn’t take advantage of all the amenities, it it? :smiley:

Anyone other than Dyno and me planning on having some semblance of a meal at Lou Lou?