Chick-fil-A's head of Public Relations dies suddenly

Yeah it’s another instance of god’s targeting really sucking. Unless it was a mercy killing or something.

I’m a terrible person for thinking why couldn’t you have gotten the asshole a few offices away.
Well now. how long before we get a news story with an anti-marriage bigot blaming the gays for the death?

::doffs sunglasses::

Looks like Brian Henson…

::dons sunglasses::

…had a hand in this.

YEEEEAHHHH!