This site is an advertisement, but it’s a pretty creative one. It simulates a web cam with a rather unusual submissive character who will act out your every whim. Well, every whim that a Burger King sponsored site will allow! Supposedly, there are over 400 possible acts.
I figure this would be a good place to list some of his more entertaining ones.
I’ve found the following to be worth a try:
“Hide.”
“Do a cartwheel.”
“Beg.” (good for an ego boost!)
“Juggle.”
“Do a backflip”
Any others?
EZ
Of course, what you CAN’T do is get him to spell ‘chicken’ right in the title of the thread… Sheesh!
EZ
Air Guitar
Moonwalk
Macarena
Electric Slide
Leave the room
Turn off the lights
Lay an egg
Put a pillow on your head
Break the TV
Play hide and seek
Bark like a dog
Rub your belly
Touch your toes
Jumping jacks
pilates - gets him to meditate
hop on one leg
Do the funky chicken - I’m not quite sure
walk like an Egyptian
He will also breakdance. 
Now THAT’S funny.
Odd that he doesn’t do the chicken dance.
sleep
eat fish
read book
Hokey Pokey (ran in circles…)
ring around the rosie
come here
smoke
sit “indian” style
hop
big laugh
die (holy shit, that one’s funny)
choke chicken (which, of course led to…)
munch carpet (HAHAHA!)
pick nose
roll
kiss me (he makes out with the black pillow)
ROFL!! If you type “jerk off” he walks up to the camera, does the “shame, shame” thing (scraping one finger against the other), puts his hands (wings?) on his hips and walks away. Oh, I just did it again and he looked right into the camera and wiggled his index finger (“no, no”). :snort!: This thing is great. I could be here all day.
And then, of course, there’s:
eat Burger King
He can “duckwalk” pretty good for a guy in a chicken suit.
Here are a few more to try:
riverdance, tango, ballet - he’s quite the dancer!
fly
clean up the room (he’s a walking feather duster, after all)
rub your tummy
blow
wipe
moon
get a drink
look under the couch
kick butt
show off
fight
swim
and just out of curiosity, I had him ‘President Bush’ – can’t quite figure out the response!
EZ
I played with that damn chicken all afternoon yesterday.
He also does the hustle.
He’ll also:
act like a monkey
fix a drink
do shadow puppets
but my favorite so far is:
build a fort
Ask him to “eat a chicken sandwich”. Funniest one yet!
All these things, and yet he won’t drop his trousers for me…
:eek:
ymca
masturbate
“pee” is pretty funny.
The chicken doesn’t roost.
I just had him hit a home run.
cowboy
spank
Peck
Scratch
Lay an egg
Romeo
Shakespeare
…are pretty good.