…boss isn’t watching. He’s here: http://www.subservientchicken.com/
type in your command (to do the “funky chicken dance”, maybe) and he will do it for you.
Don’t type in anything nasty though, or you’ll be admonished!
But if you get him to do something naughty, however, please post it here.
(I got him to “pee”)
Have fun!
Quasi