Yes, yes, small things do amuse small minds.
I share with you: www.subservientchicken.com
It’s apparently affiliated with Burger King. :dubious:
You can type in whatever you’d like the chicken to do for you.
Shirley Ujest … how in the world did you miss out on this invention? 
I want to marry chicken man!
…previous threads on the SC…
Subservient Chicken: live or prerecorded? - OpalCat
Please Play With My Interactive Subservient Chicken. - Chicago Faucet
:smack: <-------- There’s just not enough of these.
My very first thread… and I freaking BLEW it! :wally
Eh…don’t be too hard on yourself. I’ve seen (maybe done?) worse!
I’m glad now though that I didn’t respond to your post with something like “Search is your friend” or something snarky because it looks like you’re beating yourself up over it more than I would have.
Better luck next time! See ya’round…
Prerecorded.
Linked with BK.
Responds to key words.
Covered at www.snopes.com