Chicken of Bristol.
Quietgirl says so too. She’s on the phone with me.
Czarcasm for sure.
Czarcasm
It’s just so you, and it leaves Chicken of Bristol open for some other demented poster. I’m a smitten Python fan–considered Holy Hand Grenade for you–but this just suits you better.
Hey, there’ll probably be jokes about firing squads but at least you won’t be called Uncle Pee.
Wittily named,
Veb
P.S. Massive czarcasm there. I’d go for a re-name too but somehow it seems, I dunno, scary somehow.
Czarcasm
I like Tito.
Just kidding … Czarcasm all the way
Czarcasm.
TWO NAME ENTER! ONE NAME LEAVE! TWO NAME ENTER! ONE NAME LEAVE!
Erm… Czarcasm.
Czarcasm
Czarcasm.
Sorry, evilbeth, I’m just not a Python fan, and I love puns!
I implore you to sanity! Remain slythe! I just couldn’t respect you if your handle had more than one syllable! (And we all know how important I am).
SPOOFE, I noticed that you accidently posted here instead of the Who Forgot To Taqke Their Medication This Morning? thread. Did you want me to move it for you? 
What Fenris said.
Czarcasm makes the most czense.
I prefer the name “Canned Possum”.
Though if you are forcing me to gyre and gimble, go with the chicken.
I think slythe is one of the coolest names I’ve seen here, but if you simply must change, I’d go with czarcasm (lowercase to preserve some of the original flavor). “Chicken of Bristol” is just too goofy for a moderator.
Ideally, I’d vote for “slythe.” If forced to choose between the other two alternatives, however, I’d go with “Czarcasm.”
[SDMB Marketing Exec.]
I know, we need a name that sounds witty and clever at first, but becomes more and more annoying with each use. I’ve got it! Czarcasm!
[/SDMB Marketing Exec.]
I have not changed my mind. My vote is for Chicken of Bristol.
Way to go Tommy. At least the other cat in town agrees with me.
There is going to be hell to pay when evilbeth finds this thread. I pity those who voted for Czarcasm.
Chicken of Bistol rocks!
How about ** Sarcastro ** instead? ( from The Tick )
OK I guess that wasn’t a real vote.
Oh, Chicken of Briston all the way.
The other is just…well, not enough. CofB has a nice English Peerage sound to it. Plus, it’s downright funny!
I know, but you’re so much cooler then the rest of them. I thought for sure you’d vote for Chicken of Bristol.