"Chicks And Dicks": New Fox Show Coming Soon...

Described as a “reverse Three’s Company”, Fox will be airing this show after American Idol.

They think the title of the series will probably change, but after reading the premise of the show, may I suggest, “The Gang Bang Theory” might be a good name.

So, does she have to pretend to be a lesbian?

we need more tranny sit coms…

Stay classy Fox!

Not to be confused with the Detroit-area strip club, “Chix on Dix.”

Guys, we’re in luck. The pilot script leaked online:
FADE IN
INT UPSCALE L.A. APARTMENT

Our three roommates CANDY WINTER, RICH STUMBLE and DICK WOOD are lounging on the couch and chairs in the room. MR TOODLES, their straight-laced landlord ENTERS.

	MR TOODLES

You kids have the rent this month?

Candy gets up and hands him a check.

	CANDY
Here you go Mr. T.

Mr T puts the check in a pocket

	MR TOODLES
Well all right. So there's no funny business going on here right?

	ALL THREE
No Mr. Toodles

	MR TOODLES

Well good. So what do you crazy kids have planned for tonight?

	RICH

Dick and I are gonna have a sword fight!

They High Five. Mr. Toodles nearly faints.

	CANDY

Yep, fencing class every Tuesday.

Candy picks up a foil and mask from behind the couch and hands them to Rich. Mr. Toodles calms down.

	DICK

But the best part is what happens later. Candy goes on the rotisserie!

Mr. Toodles stumbles.

	CANDY

I know it’s my turn to cook, you don’t have to remind me!

	DICK
(Rubbing is belly)

Chicken’s my favorite

Candy’s cell phone RINGS. She answers and starts talking.

	CANDY
	(to phone)
Hi Suzy!  Yeah?  Yeah! Are you crazy?  Of course I love DPs! Who 	doesn't love DPs?!

	(to Mr. Toodles)
Excuse me Mr. T. I have to set my friend straight on something.

Candy EXITS to the bedroom while still on the phone. Mr. Toodles can barely stand up.

	RICH
That Candy is crazy for DPs.

	DICK
Yeah, you would think she was a film major!
	
	(in a high pitched Candy voice)
Directors of Photography are the most important people on a set! 
	
	(back to normal voice)
She goes on and on.  Suzy works in show business she should know 	better than to set her off.

Mr. Toodles sits down. Candy REENTERS. She’s off the phone. The doorbell RINGS. Little MYRON the next door neighbor’s kid ENTERS, his fingers are caught in a CHINESE FINGER PUZZLE.

	RICK
	(looking at the puzzle)
You know who's great at those?

Candy SHRUGS.

FADE OUT

I thought it was “Chicks ***with ***Dicks.”

I need coffee. I also thought the thread was “Chicks with Dicks”.

Thats ok - my first thougth was 'finally, a reality tv show I can get behind…"

(wait, what?)

Another entry for the “bad TV show concepts” thread: A small business consisting of three or four guys as business partners decide to hire a “secretary” who is really to be their in-house company prostitute. The woman they hire is a free-spirited nymphomaniac, who unexpectedly gets involved with her bosses’ personal lives, befriending all their wives, girlfriends and children, and ending up with with the whole crew becoming a bizarre sort of extended family.

also, she has a penis

Reminds me of a show a friend suggested a while back: Bear vs. Cougar. It’s about two roommates, a hirsute gay guy and a middle-aged women who cruise the bars and compete for the same cute young men.

I started reading this, and instantly thought of the 70s T&A movie The Seniors. Although I haven’t seen it in close to 30 years, I remember enjoying the hell out of it. Small differences between the post and the plot of the movie, but close enough in my mind to say, “It’s been done.” :slight_smile:

BTW, the link in the OP didn’t work for me, although it did go to the Hollywood Reporter, but not the article. I found it by searching that site.

“Mom, can I watch ‘Fuckbuddies’ tonight?”
“No dear, it’s on too late.”
“But it comes on at 7:30!”

Of course those show names have been changed, but it’s interesting to me to think that when “Uncle Buck” was a TV show, people were outraged to hear a kid actor say, “You suck!”

I’m not a prude. I’m Canadian - you can put all manner of boobs and four letter words on TV there! But since when is something called “Fuckbuddies” PG13?