Childhood is false imprisonment

When a person is young, they believe anything, respect anything (and anyone), obey anyone, etc. because they don’t know better. And the worst part is, there are million of adults out there who take advantage of this.

For example, when we were kids we all respected and obeyed every “grown-up” (gag) we knew, whether it be teachers, parents, etc. Then you get older and realize how stupid those people were, and resent them (and all others like them, past and present) for allowing and encouraging you to do that, just because you were too young to know better.

The statutory raping of minds, if you ask me.

Or is it just me?

Yes.

Wait till you get even older. Someday you’ll realize how much they really did know all along.

I don’t care what it is, if you’re going through 3 packs of it a day, you’re not going to ever be that much older.

It never occurred to me to resent all the adults in my life from when I was a kid. Huh.

I can totally picture the OP, as a little kid, standing on a soap box (literally) on a street corner, shouting to the passing kids (Who are all waiting for the red light to turn green) “This is just another way THE MAN is holding us down! Why would you need to look both ways before crossing the street? Everyone knows cars have to stop when they see a kid crossing!”

That’s because THEY already got to you!

Yeah, I think that if you resent all the adults in your life ‘and all others like them, past and present’, there’s a chance the problem is with you, not society.

Gosh, I wish you’d told me that 40 years ago.

Oh well.

How many of these stupid fucking threads are you going to start? This is at least the third one I’ve seen, all full of " WAAAA! Poor little emo loser me" drivel.

Get over it already.

He won’t last. In the meantime, it’s kinda fun to mess with him.

Funnily enough, if he really is a young man, he has NO concept of The Man holding him down - 40 years ago when I was a kid, they really did believe kids should be seen and not heard. Now, that was some Grade A oppression, man!

Bonk! Bonk! On the head! Bonk! Bonk! Kill the Gr’ups!

CMC fnord!

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I couldn’t have put it better myself.

Bacon!

Don’t care, It’s Bacon!

:stuck_out_tongue:

“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.”
– Mark Twain

I seem to remember a longer version of this, but as it is, it still fits the bill.

I think we should be asking him what just what is IN those three packs a day? :wink:

Rufio, you’re alive!

Up your dosage to four packs a day.

Please.

Set the little bastards free, I say. Release them from their bonds. I’ll start.