Children's author ejected from plane for bad language

Here’s the kind of publicity an author doe not want.

Moral: If you’re going to say the f-word, definitely use your Inside Voice.

But… but… kids love the…

. . .yeah, he must’ve shouted it or something, else the airline is seriously overreacting. My last flight was from Athens to Chicago, with a stop in Madrid. With the airline’s flight attendants striking. I think, during the first leg, I probably said “fuck” and/or “fucking” approximately eleventy billion times (example: “Is this airport run by fucking goats?”).

No one gave a fuck.

I was certain it was going to be this author. I was wrong.