Chimp Hurls Feces At Zoo's Crowd, Nails Grandma Right In The Face | HuffPost Weird News?
What’s great about this is that on my computer the news piece is immediately below one of those automatically-running video commercials for Charmin toilet paper, featuring those pooping bears.
It’s making the rounds on Facebook too.
It’s impossible not to laugh at this. 
ETA: Grandma isn’t blurred out in the version I saw on FB.
So grandma got shit-faced at the zoo.
Here ya go. That chimp is a helluva shot.
“Keep your stinking feces to yourself, you damned dirty ape!”
Remember Harambe!!!
New t-shirt.
“I got shitfaced at the zoo”
'And the crowd goes wild!"
…and then the murders began…
For the win.
Since the chimps don’t have cable TV, they must resort to making their own entertainment. It’s obvious.
“Mr. Kramer, he’s an innocent primate.”
“So am I.”
I’m a baaaad person. I laughed out loud.
Nasty hit on her nose.
I can’t remember which zoo I was visiting (it was a few years ago), but the chimp enclosure had a screen to prevent this from happening.
One gentleman decided to duck under the screen to get better pictures. It did not go well for that gentleman or his camera.
That’s the funniest piece to me. I tend to think of big chunks of social media interaction as just Monkey Brain 2.0 engaging in virtual screeching and shit flinging.
Sometimes the old ways are best 