So,… Uh, you wake up one morning and get a call from a friend for some help and end up with your face and hands torn off by a rogue chimpanzee…
Quoting a poster on the CNN site:
oleg16: “nothing is preventable. do you know whats gonna happen in next two hours?”
I’m pretty sure that in the next two hours I’m not going to end up in some ‘planet of the apes’ scenario in a battle for my life. Yet it happened.
The whole thing is a major wtf!? Imagine being the police arriving on scene.
I’m really not sure if I should laugh due to the ridiculous nature of what happened, or be pissed that the cops didn’t shoot the owner of the chimpanzee for leaving keys around for her monkey to use to escape with (let alone owning a chimpanzee). Where was the monkey going? To get some booze? Fudgee O’s? Out of cigarettes? Going to use the car to pick up hookers? Oh, man! Now I am starting to laugh. I really am going to hell.