China Bloggers Cook Up Quake Conspiracies

Story here. Nice to know it’s not only the West that has its conspiracy crackpots.

I admit it. It’s all my fault. I’ve been doing Black Magic to create a 9+ mega-Earthquake in northern China. I guess I miscalculated somewhere. I would never wish any harm on Sichuan Province. I love their food.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Maybe, just maybe, all 1.2 billion Chinese finally attempted this.