China's gigantic, gold-plated penis building

Laugh all you want. The important thing to remember is that these reporters have a lot of spunk.

I’ve read that the glass windows won’t be washed using traditional scaffolds - they’re building a giant hand that will be equipped with a special lubricating cleanser. The hand will simply move up and down the building - when the cleanser shoots out the top of the grip, they’ll know its clean.

whatever brings them tourists in.

We’ve got a university here in Montreal (the University of Montreal) that has a tower that’s rather phallic.

Link - SFW, I think.