Yeah, you thought this was a joke, right?
What has a shaft, mushroom-shaped crown and impressive structural . . . uhhh, ‘rigidity?’
But will it look like a penis once the scaffolding is taken down?
Or just like a vibrator?
Huh. They’ve found a way to give an entire city the shaft.
Is it near an airport? If it is I’ll be the owner did it just so he could see make the headline:
Zhang Yannong’s giant penis interferes with air traffic
That penis tower pretty much needs to be right next to the coin tower… because it looks like more than just a coin.
The People’s Party indeed. Arent they trying to disincentivize population growth? Good luck with that.
I’ve heard that the managing editor is a real dick.
Gives a whole new meaning to the term “head office”.
Not to mention “building erection”.
We cannot afford to fall behind in the giant penis race. We have been resting on the Washington monument for to long .We need to start raising a 21st century giant penis now.
I just know I’m going to be jealous when I see window washers working on that thing.
I think they should install a fountain on top. One that erupts mightily and sprays large volumes of liquid into the air. At first it would erupt 3-4 times per day, but over the years the eruptions would become fewer and farther between.
There are several candidates serving in Congress as we speak.
There were three more planned, but were warned of erections of more than four towers.
I’m sure there’s a joke in there about it being full of spunky reporters…
It will be the first free erection in China since the Communists took over.
Another daring creation by that Swedish architectural collective, Sven!
It’ll be named after Anthony Weiner.
Actually, the tower was supposed to be finished years ago. But the project manager cocked it up.
Well done! I laughed out loud.
Nah, that’s a Hammond Druthers design.