Chocolate Blob Virgin Miracle

Yes folks, from the people who brought you the Tortilla Christ, the Freeway Mary, and the Grilled Cheesus, comes The Virgin Chocolate Blob.

Looks more like Darth Vader to me.

This phenomenon is not the sole province of Christianity, either.

Proves idiocy is not confined to any one particular religion.

Amen, brother!

Ew, recycled chocolate!

Y’all are getting distracted by irrelevancies. The reporter’s name is Gillain Flaccus. If that’s not a pseudonym, I don’t know what is.

Very funny article. I particularly liked the reference to the Aubergine Allah; can a Mango Mohammed be far behind?

Hey, I’ve maintained for years that you can read messages in eggplant. However, I’m not religious enough to actually make them out.

That ain’t the Virgin Mary, it’s the Maltese Falcon!