I thought it would be cute to send us a Christmas card from the cats. So I got a card that said it was from the cats, addressed it to us, put this address and the cats’ names in the return address, and mailed it on Monday. It arrived Wednesday.
Coincidentally, we also received a card from Cat Country Resort, where the cats stay when we’re away. Mrs. L.A. thought Cat Country sent us two cards! I didn’t tell her it was actually I who sent it. She liked the card and thought it was cute.
OK, that was really mundane and pointless. But I had to share.
I don’t think I’d try to put the Siameses paws in ink. There would be paw prints where my eyes used to be. Then I couldn’t see the ones on the ceiling. Maybe a nice Polaroid shot from a distance. Have I mentioned they are evil? Beautiful, but evil! Yeah, evil is the word.
Yeah, they are looking at me right now, because I had the temerity to move my foot, which was asleep because they are both in my lap. I live a life of hell, y’all cannot believe. I did one good thing right I got the correct treats, so maybe I am safe tonight.
I always include cards from the cats on the wife’s birthday, our anniversary, Christmas and the like. They are part of the family and don’t have any money, so I do it for them.