These are the Christmas decorations you hope don’t show up in a store, because you know somebody that would buy it.
A string of miniature lights with cat shapes over the bulbs and each on has a flasher bulb for random lighting. Each one will go “Yaarrrrowww!” as it lights. It will come in a string of 35 not 50, so only 35 can go off at once. They will release a dog version also that will “Yooowwwl!”.
This is for the parents that can’t get enough of children. They can purchase this set of 5 animated children dressed in little pajamas. Just put them by your favorite chair for watching TV and reading. Turn them on and they’re ready to go. Each unit is motion and sound activated, so when one goes off they all go off, just like real children. What do they do that makes them special like all little children? They repeat “Can we get one daddy? Huh! Huh!” until the voice recognition circuit here’s you say “OK already!”.
The neighbors will come home with a couple wire form Moose that stand 12 feet tall. It’s really neat feature is the digital moose call with 200 Watts of power. That’s all right, because the neighbor next to him bought the 50 foot tall Paul Bunyan and his blue ox Babe. Paul Bunyan reads all the legends about him in a deep baritone voice, while Babe bellows like a well hung bull ox in a herd of cow oxen… This set up will use a surround sound system that boasts 1500 watts total power.
I hope this doesn’t leave you slack jawed and open mouth in amazement, so that you can’t post. Add in your own decorations people, they’re only imaginary . Yet!
The miniature dog/cats lights can also be bought in a version that plays these popular animals singing “Jingle Bells” and several other popular Xmas songs
Once again I want to appoligise, I get cranky when sick. I’m to sick at this point to do anything again, so have a good holiday people. It’s been fun while it lasted.