Easily my favorite holiday tradition of them all - we’re going to drink an excessive amount of bourbon and watch Bad Santa tonight in the zoog household. We aren’t going to shit right for a week…
Who’s with me?
Ummm, I have to work tonight, sorry.
Waitaminute. Is the third “B” what I think it is?
:eek:
Yeah, definitely going in to work tonight.
Substitute beer for bourbon and I’m right there with ya. Just rented the newest season of *Justified *on DVD, hope to make it through at least one or two episodes before I fall asleep.
Booty?
Barbiturates?
Bondage?
Me too, but I’m here all alone. I brought in a supply of DVDs to keep me going until 11:30. Oddly, I didn’t bring a single Xmas-themed one–I’ve got Flight of The Conchords, *Sahara *(the Bogart classic), The Crimson Pirate, Sex and the Single Girl, and Keith Adams’ Northern Safari.
Just watched the movie. Funny as ever.
Blowjobs?
Seriously, “blowjobs and beer” was my first suspicion on what two of the three 3 Bs were.
Bowel movements? Well…based on what he said…
Browncoats?
The three B’s (spoiler box for those who haven’t seen this all time Christmas classic):
More booze, more bullshit, more buttfucking!